Complete works of classic jokes and riddles

Cold jokes usually don't make people laugh, but they still bring a little fun to our lives. What riddles of cold jokes have you heard? Next, I sorted out the riddle of the cold joke for everyone. Welcome to read!

Cold joke riddle 1

How did Lin Daiyu die? Answer: I fell dead (a sister Lin fell from the sky)

Delicious food is placed in the belly, and the fork is placed on the snow-white belly (hitting a tableware). The answer is: plates.

Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? Answer: Because the other horn was broken by Titanic.

The potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a fatal knife. What happened? Answer: it has become a bean paste (killing) bag.

How to keep ducks from flying away? Answer: Give it a wing.

An egg ran to Shandong. So what? The answer is: it becomes a marinated egg.

Why can't the plane fly so high and hit the stars? Answer: Because the stars will shine.

When will it be unified? A: When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)

Corn wanted to pursue fashion and got a perm. What was the result? Answer: it turned into popcorn.

How did Lin Daiyu die? Answer: I fell to my death because "a sister Lin fell from the sky."

Why don't white rabbits marry zebras? Answer: Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children.

Chocolate fights with tomatoes. Why does chocolate win? Answer: Because of chocolate bars.

Cold joke riddle 2

What kind of people can't work at a gas station? Answer: a glib person (the oil gun slipped off)

Why did Chang 'e run to the moon? Answer: Hou Yi shot for nine days, even a fairy could not stand it.

An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened? Answer: The result is a tea egg.

What line do monkeys like least? Answer: Parallel lines, because parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was put in prison for one night. What happened afterwards? Answer: rotten.

Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Wolf, Momotaro (kill the wolf)

What do African cannibal leaders eat? Answer: Eating people, should chiefs be vegetarian? Answer: People who eat vegetables.

When do you like to drink soda? Answer: When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will want soda).

One day mung beans jumped down from the fifth floor and shed a lot of blood. What happened? Answer: It has become a red bean.

There is a male deer. He walks faster and faster. What will happen in the end? A: It became an expressway.

Little black, little white, little yellow and little red are flying. Who will get sick? Answer: white rabbit

Cold joke riddle 3

What kind of people can't work at a gas station?

Answer: a glib person (the oil gun slipped off)

Is jiaozi a boy or a girl?

Answer: Boys have foreskin because of jiaozi.

A man in gold.

A: A shocking (golden) person.

A bee stung the calendar.

Answer: wind (bees) and sunshine (calendars)

A bear is coming.

Answer: Come prepared (bear comes)

The mobile phone can't fall into the toilet

Answer: It's now or never. Time never comes again (wet).

There are ten sheep, and nine are squatting in the sheepfold.

Answer: cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: press it (silence)

What is a transparent sword?

Answer: Invisibility (sword)

What do African cannibal leaders eat? Answer: Eating people, should chiefs be vegetarian?

Answer: People who eat vegetables.

Why are there no dinosaurs now?

Answer: The dinosaur went to make a movie.

Cold joke riddle 4

Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. He died after telling jokes. Why? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs)

Ma Jiajue once said to me privately, "The deadliest weapon is a blunt knife." Why? = => Because it is a hammer.

Little black, little white, little yellow and little red are flying. Who will get sick? = => White rabbit (vomiting)

A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? = => Become a fat man.

Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? = => Save someone's life

What are cloth and paper afraid of? = => Not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? = => Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

What Kirin is the best? = => Ice cream

A, B, C, D, E, Ji, G, Xin, which word is the coolest? = => Ding

There is a room where pigeons can be hidden. I hid your song (pigeon) on the roof.

An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? = => Because he is an idiot.

What's the name of this pencil? = => Small, sharpen the pencil.

A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? = => He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert.

Cold joke riddle 5

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it was still stuffy. Why? = => "No peeing here" is posted on the dotted line pole.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck on it, but it was stuffy. Why? = => Many puppies are waiting in line.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There is nothing posted on it, and there is a queue. The result is still suffocating. Why? = => Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is embarrassed.

Once upon a time, there was a steamed bread, and I ate a meatball. What happened => It was steamed stuffed bun.

Who gave you the water of forgetfulness? = => Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water")

There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? = => Seagull

A taxi was driving normally on the highway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? = => Because the police have to take a taxi.

What chicken has no wings? = => Frog

The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why? = => My mother said that surfing the Internet all day is not a good person.