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Li Kui jy's mother was eaten by a tiger. Why did Song Jiang laugh after hearing this?
After Song Jiang came to Liangshan, he took his father to the mountain. At the same time, Gongsun Sheng also went down to serve his mother. Li Kui jy also wants to take his mother up the mountain. However, he met a fake Li Kui jy on the road. After he killed the fake Li Kui jy, he carried his mother up the mountain, and her mother was eaten by a tiger. Li Kui jy was identified as a Liangshan thief after he killed the tiger. The local Cao Taigong reported to the officials that the magistrate asked Liu Yun to escort Li Kui jy.
On the way to escort Li Kui, Liu Yun was tricked by two brothers Zhu Gui to save Li Kui, and Liu Yun followed him to Liangshan. Li Kui jy went back to the mountain to see Song Jiang. The original text is like this: "Li Kui jy worshipped Sung River and returned two firewood knives, saying that he took his mother to Yiling and was eaten by a tiger, so he killed four tigers. He also said that the fake Li Kui JY was killed while shearing wool, and everyone laughed. Chao He Song said with a smile, "You killed four tigers, and now there are two live tigers in the thatched cottage. It is appropriate to celebrate. Many heroes were overjoyed, so they taught them to kill sheep and horses and held a banquet to celebrate the two new leaders. "
It can be seen from here that Li Kui jy said that he went down the mountain to see his mother. It is reasonable to say that jy's mother in Li Kui was eaten by a tiger. Hearing this, Song Jiang should at least comfort him, or say something like my condolences. But there was no one on the water margin to comfort Li Kui jy, but Song Jiang took the lead in laughing. Why did Song Jiang laugh? What on earth is he laughing at?
Li Kui jy's mother died. For Song Jiang, this is actually a relief. Song Jiang wants to woo. If everyone took their parents to the mountain, wouldn't the whole water margin become a nursing home? This let sung river how to complete the harness plan? And in the Song Dynasty, filial piety was the most important thing. Gongsun Sheng excuses to serve his mother down the mountain, but Sung River can't stop him. If Li Kui jy also used his mother as an excuse, what would Sung River do?
Li Kui jy is a die-hard fan of Sung River. If even he went down the mountain because of his mother, Song Jiang not only lost face, but also lost his prestige in the water margin. How can he be the boss? So when Li Kui Zhan went down the mountain, Sung River asked Zhu Gui to "take care of" him. Actually, this is surveillance. Fortunately, Li Kui jy's mother was eaten by a tiger, and Li Kui jy returned to the mountains completely, so Song Jiangcai smiled.
Song Jiang laughed, because from then on, Li Kui jy was completely tied to himself and became his own gold medal killer. Later, he killed the little official's son, Hu Jiazhuang and Luo Zhenren with an axe, all of which were directed by Song Jiang. With Li Kui jy, a bottomless "killer", and Wu Yong, a bottomless person, Sung River can still pretend to be a righteous person.
Let Li Kui jy do all the bad things, let Wu Yong bear his bad reputation, and Song Jiang only does good things. This is a ruler. Judging from Song Jiang's ability to control his subordinates, he is fully qualified to be emperor. what do you think?
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