Humorous jokes that are very popular on the Internet.

1. Little pig woke up from a nightmare and cried to his mother, "I dreamed that I would be a sailor when I grow up, but I don't like being a sailor." Mother pig stroked the pig's head and said, "silly child, don't be afraid." Dreams are against you. " Sure enough, the pig made ham instead of being a sailor.

2. A kind-hearted man caught a turtle and wanted to eat it, but because of his face, he was embarrassed to eat meat directly, so he put an iron plate on the cooked pot and let the turtle climb over. He said to the tortoise, "Life or death is up to heaven. You shouldn't die if you can climb over. " If you fall down halfway, don't blame this kind-hearted person for breaking the rules and starting a meat. "The little turtle endured the high temperature and climbed over. The man was startled, looked around for a while, reached out and grabbed the turtle and said, "Little turtle, you are the best, good boy, let's do it again!" " "Do you want to eat steamed vegetables, don't think I don't know! "

3. One day, Peggy Piggy cried and said to her mother, "Children say I look like a hair dryer." Mother pig said sadly, "Be good, stay away from my mother next time, and don't blow my hair up."

Chatting with a German friend, he said that German red wine is very good, and the grape planting area is particularly large. I said forget it, your red wine is nothing compared with that of France. He smiled bitterly: We Germans don't buy French red wine, firstly because it is expensive, and secondly.

Second, because I can't read the instructions. I said that we China people buy French red wine, firstly because it is expensive, and secondly.

Second, because I can't read the instructions. ...

5. Boy: "Where did you get your Apple phone?" Girl: "From my ex-boyfriend." The boy said angrily, "didn't you say you didn't contact?" What does he mean? Girl: "Yesterday was my birthday." This is his gift. He said it was just a birthday present, nothing else. Don't think too much. "The boy growled," don't think too much, he's just up to no good. I can't afford it because my mobile phone is broken? "Give it back to him right away, and I'll take you to buy it!" Then the first one.

The next day, she happily took the newly bought mobile phone and returned the borrowed one to her colleagues.

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My boyfriend of five years went out to eat, and when we arrived, the couple next door had already eaten half. When we were almost finished, they had not finished. I asked curiously, "Why do they eat so slowly?" Boyfriend: "We are here for dinner, while others are here for love, with different purposes." I ...

7. The company informed the meeting that the new clerks and sisters in the company were calling the outgoing people one by one. Suddenly, her face changed, and she murmured, "How can I hang up?" Then I called again and the other party hung up. The clerk and sister persisted and continued to call. After several times, we finally heard a voice: "Stop fighting, I will sit behind you!" " "

8. Today, the manager said, "If your working dog can hang cakes, why can't you do them well!" In the afternoon, my buddy went to the market to buy a cake, threw his resignation letter on the manager's desk, and left a message: You find a dog to work for you, and the cake is ready for you.

When my boss called me this morning, he shouted, "Where are you? should

Those who go to work at eight o'clock, look at now.

It's half past eight! ""Don't worry, I'm sitting in my office. " "Don't play dumb!" Another thunderous roar, "I'm standing in your office! "So I said," Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you that I have a new job. "10. Today, my boss talked to me and said," You have strong personal working ability, so I'll change your department. I asked: has the salary increased? Boss: No. I replied: I'm not carving cards, nor am I clarifying the facts. I can't do anything to increase the quantity without raising the price. ...