Dragon Boat Festival jokes that will make you happy

Dragon Boat Festival jokes that will make you so happy

Jokes are a form of language that has been artistically processed and are artistic language. Here are the Dragon Boat Festival jokes that I have collected for you. Funny jokes will make you so happy. If you like it, you can pay attention to the classic quotation column.

1. Both Zongzi and Baozi are pregnant, and they all comment on how beautiful their children are.

Baozi: Look at our body shape, with a big belly and a round waist. , I will definitely give birth to a big fat boy

Zongzi: Come on, with your thick skin, the baby will definitely be small and black. Look at our thin skin and big filling,

It is white and juicy when it is born

2. The Dragon Boat Cup football match is about to start, and the steamed buns and steamed buns are watching the game.

Commentary: The one wearing the green jersey on the field is the Zongzi United Team, and the one wearing the white jersey is the 06 Egg Team. Everyone is welcome to participate in the SMS quiz, bla~bla....

Baozi: No need to guess, the Zongzi team will definitely win.

Steamed buns: Why?

Baozi: I have rice.

3. Rice went to Baozi to play, and Baozi invited Rice to watch the show. Steamed buns, sugar buns, meat buns, vegetable buns, and bean paste buns appear in sequence. Rice sighed, you girls are really tough! After a while, Zongzi came on the stage, and Rice's eyes lit up, Zongzi is good! Zongzi took off his coat and threw it to the audience, and the whole audience screamed. As soon as I saw the rice, I saw that it was a canonical one, and I am still from my hometown!

4. Everyone watched the dragon boat race, and Shaomai was squeezed into the water. Zongzi took off his clothes without thinking and jumped in to save him. As a result, he sank straight down. Both were rescued by Tangyuan. Tangyuan scolds Zongzi, your head is soaked in lime water, you will die if you see anyone wearing a skirt

5. Rice and steamed buns fight in groups, rice takes advantage of the crowd and beats anyone who looks like steamed buns, steamed buns, Dumplings and glutinous rice balls were all spared

, and a rice dumpling was forced into a corner. In desperation, it took off its clothes and shouted: I am an undercover...

6. That night, The crowd of dumplings chased Zongzi,

Now everyone knows: the green one is an undercover agent!

A group of Zongzi were driven to the corner,

They were so flat Their armor was thrown away, their heads were bruised and bloody,

All the gangsters were tired from the beating, and then they heard one of them shouting:

?Brothers, stop fighting, we are on our own, < /p>

I was the one who got fired from the shop because of mold.

7. The excited rice dumplings accidentally tore their shirts, revealing the red dates wrapped inside. The rice dumplings were furious, "What the hell are you doing?" ?

Dragon Boat Festival text message jokes

1. The hall is filled with the fragrance of mugwort leaves, and peach branches are inserted beside the door. The brown leaves are green when viewed up close, and the wheat is yellow when viewed from a distance.

2. Your mobile phone has the function of buying rice dumplings from now on. Please dial 110 for reservations and 119 for delivery. If you have any questions, please contact our center. Website: Sanda Don’t slip up and don’t cheat you. Who points the trap? Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

3. Dragon boat races on the Miluo River, striving for the upper reaches. Since ancient times, God rewards hard work, and there are no shortcuts on the road to success.

4. Good news: On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, China Mobile mobile phone users whose first two digits are 13 can go to street stalls to receive free rice dumplings. Of course, they must apply burnt cream beforehand. To prevent being splashed with boiling water from the stall owner.

5. Zongzi should be thrown into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea. Don’t forget to throw a zongzi for yourself! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

6. Zongzi It’s delicious, but be careful; food processing can make people vomit; you need to see proof, this is how Qu Yuan was poisoned!

7. In order to commemorate the great poet Qu Yuan, we should eat more rice dumplings , although those rice dumplings should be thrown into the river.

8. Thousands of rivers and mountains? Rice dumplings? It’s love. Qu Yuan said thank you. Let’s watch the dragon boat together on the Dragon Boat Festival. Family ties are maintained regardless of distance.

9. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, I will give you a gift. A rice dumpling, friendship is the outer skin, the first layer inside is blessings, the second layer is happiness, the third layer is wishes come true, by the way, the fourth layer is of course the IOU you wrote, pay me back quickly!

10. There is something that has been hidden in my heart for a long time. I really want to say it to you, but I’m afraid that if I say it, I won’t even be able to be ordinary friends. Until tonight, I finally mustered up the courage to say to you: I, I want to eat the rice dumplings you made! Please add love!

11. I am a palm leaf and you are a rice, wrapped layer by layer I live with you; you are the teeth and I am the rice, the fragrance and sweetness stick to you; the amount of rice in the brown rice represents how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or the rice dumplings will choke you to death!

12. The fragrance of rice dumplings fills the kitchen; the fragrance of mugwort leaves fills the room; peach branches are inserted on the door, and when you go out, you can see the yellow wheat; here is the Dragon Boat Festival, there is a fragrance Dragon Boat Festival, Dragon Boat Festival is auspicious everywhere. Wish my dear friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

13. The long-lasting love will keep a piece of my heart, and the bamboo will be cut in half by human beings. I have been waiting for the spoon for a long time, and my eyes have stolen a piece of my heart. I have lived and died just to wait for a while, straight down to two o'clock. Forgetting the water of love, I have set up ten hearts on my body, so I will search for fragrant grass in the endless world.

14. On your birthday, I will give you a cake; on the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will give you a box of mooncakes; on the Dragon Boat Festival, I will give you a grain of glutinous rice, hoping you will plant it. , take good care of it and wait to reap my blessings.

15. Everyone praises you for being smart and eager to learn, and you can learn whatever you want. I remember the day you learned to sing from Andy Lau, it was really similar. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan's suicide by jumping into the river, how about it?

16. Send a sachet and a purse, make a few kilograms of rice dumplings, and ask someone to pick mugwort leaves in the mountains. , I bought a bottle of realgar wine on the street, and with a little care from my heart, I gave it to you as a gift. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

17. Do you know what I think? I miss you. Do you know why I miss you? ?Because I like it. Do you know why I like you? Because of your taste. Do you know why it tastes like a rice dumpling? Because you are a rice dumpling. Happy Dragon Boat Festival in advance!

18. A heart is caring about you, a love is blessing you, and a true feeling is waiting for you. response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

19. On May Day, dragon boats are played, dragon drums are played, and the riverside, haha, can you see a dragon boat race there? I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

20. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, don’t forget to hang mugwort leaves, hang bells, drink rice wine, wear sachets, and of course the most important thing is to eat more dumplings, haha!

21. Dragon Boat Festival , every household hangs a statue of Zhong Kui, hangs moxa leaves and calamus, races dragon boats, eats rice dumplings, drinks realgar wine, treats all diseases, wears sachets, and prepares sweet wine for sacrifices. It’s so fun to be bustling.

22. Dragon Boat Festival on the fifth day of the fifth lunar month; realgar wine and calamus sword; triangular palm seeds wrapped in glutinous rice, and various sachets hung on the chest. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

23. May 5th is the Dragon Boat Festival. Eat rice dumplings and watch dragon boats. Let’s gather together to celebrate the festival. I wish you a happy holiday!

24. Smelling the fragrance of rice dumplings, thinking of you in the distance, are you well? Let us eat more rice dumplings thanks to the great poet!

Be happy Enjoy the Dragon Boat Festival!

25. The fragrance of mugwort leaves fills the hall. Peach branches are stuck on the door, and when you go out, you can see the yellow wheat. Duanyang here, Duanyang there, Duanyang everywhere. ?Wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

26. Dance mugwort high in front of the door to drive away evil spirits, prevent the five poisons, and celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival happily.

27. Jingdu is deeply saddened by the injustice of thousands of years, but the loyal soul can only be repaid once it is gone. After the death of the country and the death of the body, what is there now? Only Li Sao is left in the world.

28. A long time ago, Mr. Qu Yuan invented rice dumplings after he was laid off from his job. However, not only did his sales not be good, but he was also exploited by gangsters. He was so frustrated that he finally went to Guangdong and jumped into the sea.

29. Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick it and then take a bite, my heart flies to the sky, ah, my favorite rice dumplings. I know that I can't be by your side. I know that all I can do is miss you from afar. Are you happy? Are you happy? I silently bless you.

Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

30. Although you are in good health, Qu Yuan said: Exercise more and play less mahjong, so that you can eat more rice dumplings and be healthy every day.

31. Secret: Wrap your mobile phone in rice dumpling leaves and boil it in a pot for 60 minutes. The battery life of your mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of the rice dumplings when you make a call.

32. Holding rice dumplings in hand, remembering Li Sao, crossing the dragon boat, moving forward bravely! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

33. The Dragon Boat Festival is here, hanging sachets and eating rice dumplings, every household is really lively! Mugwort is danced high in front of the door to drive away evil spirits, prevent the five poisons, and celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival happily.

34. Mom: In the past, you would force me to eat rice dumplings. Now, the child is no longer with his mother. I will weave a virtual rice dumpling with a text message and give it to you, praying for the safety of all the parents in the world!

35. Turn off your mobile phone, slowly close your eyes, and think about me, Think about Zongzi, you will find that I am as cute as Zongzi. ;