Work pressure, what's the cold joke, very funny? ?

A friend went to buy clothes, and the boss offered 598. He told people that he had 70. What should I do?

The boss said ok, I'll sell it to you at 70.

Then he took out a 100 card for the boss to find.

At this time, the boss said heroically, one hundred can't be changed, so it's better to take another one. ......

At the meeting, the dean said: Our hospital will build the largest mental hospital in China this year. Now everyone is in high spirits and ready to go, just a wave of mental illness.

3. "When I look at it, I think you must be rich!"

"How did you see that?"

"Because you look mature!"

"Well, does maturity have anything to do with money?"

"Of course! I have never heard of it. The rich are like grandfathers, and the poor are like grandchildren! "

4. Some friends go climbing together. Everyone was afraid of carrying heavy loads and didn't bring much water. Soon they were tired and thirsty.

Arriving at the top of the mountain, a friend anxiously asked: Where can I pee?

I held it all the way! Another buddy heard this and said angrily, we are all so thirsty, why do you still pee to show off your wealth?

5. Ask everyone in the circle of friends, "If someone takes your underwear and a man's bed photo to extort your money, send it online if you don't give it. What do you do? "

Everyone asked me three questions that hit the soul. "am I thin?" "Are the underwear nice?" "Is that man handsome?"