Someone told me an interesting joke, and I was depressed ~

I went to work this morning to catch the bus. When I got to the platform, the bus had already started. So I chased it and shouted, "Master, wait!" "

Me, master, wait for me! ......"

This is a passenger sticking his head out of the window and saying to me, "Wukong, stop chasing."

Outside the delivery room of the hospital, a group of men are waiting to be new fathers. A nurse hurried out of the delivery room and said to one of them

"Congratulations, your wife is born!"

Another man threw his cigarette butt on the ground, jumped up and shouted, "How dare you! I got there before him. Why hasn't it been my turn yet? "