Jokes suitable for couples to tell.

There is no water to drink or boil at home. My husband is very angry.

The husband said, "I will be angry if you are so lazy again!" " "

I asked him, "What happens when you are angry?"

The husband said, "Dare to be angry and dare not speak."

2

I said, "Wife, let's get a divorce. I will give you all my house deposits and I will go out clean. "

She put the kitchen knife on the chopping board and said, "Come on, wash yourself first, and then you can go."

three

I got off work early today and went home to make good food.

The wife wiped her mouth after eating: "when my career is successful, I will definitely not let you go to work." You cook a meal every day. "

I can't help but be happy, thinking about waking up naturally every day, not having to squeeze the bus, playing games at home, and cooking a meal when I arrive. ...

The more I think about it, the happier I am. Unconsciously, I finished brushing the bowl, sweeping the floor and washing the clothes.

four

Walking in the park, the couple saw a man and a woman kissing passionately on the bench. ...

The wife said plaintively, "Why can't you be like that man?"

Husband: "I don't know that woman!" "

five

Husband is a little weak. Red and green are hard to distinguish.

One night, I read to him with a newspaper: "According to research, 69% of men have confidantes ..."

After reading this, my husband smiled and said, "This is pure nonsense!" "

I joked, "To tell the truth, do you have a confidante?"

My husband smiled and said, "You always call me red and green, even if I have a confidante, I can't tell!" "

six

When I got up in the morning, WC accidentally woke up my wife. She looked at the clock and slapped me: it's almost 8 o'clock. Why didn't you wake me up? What should I do if I am late?

I am very wronged to say that today is the weekend.

She slapped me again: You know it's the weekend, can't you get up quietly? Can't I sleep more? . . .

seven

I woke up early after a holiday a few days ago, and my husband woke up when I looked sideways.

He looked at me, and I looked at him and smiled at each other. . .

I whispered shyly to him, "honey, you are willing to do anything."

He sat up with a skid: "As you said, get up and go out to buy pancake fruit. I want two eggs. " . . "