What funny jokes have you seen?

1. Xiaoming said, "Kang, ask you". A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? 」 ?

Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is "green bean paste (mung bean shark)", you idiot! 」

The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution. Make the lunch box blue.

3. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" ?

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much"?

I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay. The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have one hundred steamed buns? " " ?

Boss: Sorry, no?

I see. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have one hundred steamed buns? " " ?

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "？

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two! On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" "? " ?

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pluck their hair one by one. After plucking his hair, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" When the polar bear heard this, he pulled off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" "

6. Q: What do African cannibals eat? ?

A: people! ?

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat? ?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

7. American: Have you ever seen a cup made of wood? ?

China: No! ?

American: Then why is the Chinese character "cup" beside the wooden character? China people: Isn't there a word "no" next to the word "cup"? In other words, it is not made of wood.