Joke jokes Daquan: Shifting Soul Dafa _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ Laughing and teasing your girlfriend.

The bus was full of people, so Akai had to hang his briefcase on his chest and grab the ring with both hands. Sweat was already oozing from his shirt. Dongpu station arrived, and more people came up. In order to keep his balance, A spread his legs and looked at the crowd numbly. A sexy and pretty girl in a miniskirt bravely pushed her way through the front "torrent", grabbed the rings in front of Akai, looked at him again, and then stood there with her head raised. O open a wink, not.

The car started, the rings swung back and forth, and the pretty girl stood sideways. Suddenly, a staggered, white and shiny * * * suddenly reached between Ah Kai's legs. O open a surprised, keep posture did not move, sensitive sense of touch immediately overflow the whole body, grasp the rings hand also some swelling. ...

As the car continued to move forward, the strange smell on the pretty girl began to linger in her nose and her body was restless. Ah Kai frowned, while secretly mobilizing his internal strength to resist the temptation, while constantly imagining the stabbing pain in his brain to suppress this anxiety.

When the bus was accelerating uphill, the pretty girl turned her head and put her pink neck lightly, and her delicate face almost wiped the tip of Akai's nose. Suddenly, a stream of blood rushed to her whole body, and Akai leaned back a little, trying to crush the rings with both hands. There seems to be a lot of hatred, and intimate scenes on the disc pour out. Alas, Ah Kai secretly let out a cry of "no" and turned away. Ah Kai swallowed a mouthful of body fluid and thought, "Clear sky and bright day, Lang Lang Gan Kun ..."

Well, "heavy snow overwhelms pines and cypresses, and pines and cypresses stand tall and straight ..." Oh, no!

"The river of no return, the waves are exhausted, and the eternal romantic figures ..."

"Life is a hero, and death is a ghost."

"... my heart is still China's! Huangshan, the Yangtze River, the Great Wall, and the Yellow River weigh a thousand pounds in my heart ... "

Haha, Akai feels much better. Looking at the blue sky and green trees outside the window, he was in a good mood and pursued after victory: "Hungry for pork, laughing, thirsty for Hun blood ..." He was upright and full of pride.

When the car reached the top of the mountain, the beautiful girl squeezed out of the car, and Ah Kai seemed to have unloaded a heavy burden. She found a place to sit down and began to feel relaxed.

When Akai contacted his colleagues by mobile phone, the bag chain had been opened, the mobile phone and wallet had disappeared, and the air was filled with a strange smell.