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Ling Huchong, Jianghu jokes.

Ling Huchong knew that the crisis was imminent, but he couldn't help laughing: "Both men and women are charming."

Girls, what I hate most is that old Dan disguised as a man. "Dong Fangbubai shrill nu way:" I ask you, who are you?

"Ling Huchong said," My name is Ling Huchong. Dong Fangbubai scowl, smiled and said, "ah! You're Hu Ling.

Rush, I've been wanting to see you for a long time. I heard that Miss Ren Da loves you and will even cut off her head for you, but I don't know how.

Handsome husband. Hum, I think it's dull, but it's far from my brother. "Ling Huchong laughed.

The next situation is not good, it's better to be single-minded. Although this Yang Jun is handsome, it's a pity that he likes philandering too much and keeps people everywhere.

Love ... "

Dong Fangbubai suddenly shouted, "You ... you bastard, what are you talking about?" A face flushed, suddenly pink.

Color figure flash, embroidery needle to Ling Huchong disease shot away. Ling Huchong said the two words, the original is to make him angry, but see his sleeve.

Swing is to brush a sword and stab him in the throat. This sword pierces quickly. If Dong Fangbubai doesn't back down, he will back down immediately.

A sword pierced the throat. But at this time, Ling Huchong only felt a slight pain in his left cheek and followed his sword to the left.

But it turns out that Dong Fangbubai's rapid movement is unbelievable. At the moment of this lightning Shi Huo, he had already punched it with a needle.

Fox stabbed him in the face, then retracted his arm and blocked Ling Huchong's sword with a needle. Thanks to Ling Huchong this sword also hit.

Extremely fast, attack the enemy had to save, and Dong Fangbubai attack the enemy in a rage, not a little careless, this needle.

He missed the point. People who miss him need a hole. The embroidery needle in Dong Fangbubai's hand is no more than one inch long, and it is almost windy.

The water is not heavy, but Ling Huchong's sword can be swung straight. It is incredible that his martial arts are so high. Ling Huchong was terrified.

Now, I know I met an enemy I have never seen in my life today. As long as I give each other leisure time, I will immediately.

If your life is in danger, immediately brush and stab four swords, all pointing to the other side's key.

Dong Fangbubai snorted and praised: "The swordsmanship is very high." Dial left, dial right, dial up, dial down.

Will Ling Huchong pierced all four swords. Ling Huchong stared at his hand, looked around with an embroidery needle, but there was no root in his body.

There are flaws. At this moment, he must not be stabbed in the back again. He immediately shouted and slashed his sword. Dong Fangbubai's right hand is very big.

Hold the embroidery needle between thumb and forefinger, move it upward to block the sword, and the sword will not be cut down.

Ling Huchong's arm was a little numb, but when he saw the red shadow flashing, something seemed to poke his left eye. At present, it is not as good as the block.

, and not as good as dodge, sword shaking in his busy schedule, also stabbed Dong Fangbubai's left eye, the result is a lose-lose game. This one

Stabbing the enemy's eyes with a sword is a rogue behavior, which is definitely not a trick available to the master, but there is no trick in the "lone fox swordsmanship" that Ling Huchong learned.

Number, he is casual, never pretending to be a master, but in times of crisis, he feels his eyebrows slightly to the left.

A pain, Dong Fangbubai has jumped away, to avoid his sword. Ling Huchong knew that his left eyebrow was stabbed by his embroidery needle.

Fortunately, he wanted to avoid the stab of his sword, and the embroidery needle lost its target, otherwise one eye was blind and he was frightened.

In addition, the sword will stab like a flurry, and the opponent is not allowed to slow down and fight back. Dong Fangbubai is on the left and right,

He sighed and praised: "Good swordsmanship, good swordsmanship!"

Ren Woxing and Xiang Wentian see that the situation is not right. Armed with long swords and waving soft whips, they attacked at the same time. The three masters of our time

United to fight, what a powerful situation, but Dong Fangbubai ran the embroidery needle between two fingers and stuck it between three.

The retreat is like electricity, but it is not half defeated. Shangguanyun pulled out a single knife and rushed to help, four enemies and one. Fight high and listen to what he says.

Black cloud let out a cry, one hand fell to the ground, a somersault out, hands hold the right eye, this eye has been Dong Fangbubai stabbed.

Blind. Ling Huchong saw that Ren Woxing and Xiang Wentian were aggressive, while Dong Fangbubai was slow to attack himself. The exhibition is being held now.

Move a long sword and stab him everywhere. But Dong Fangbubai's figure is like a ghost, like a charm, floating around, as straight as smoke.

The tip of Ling Huchong's nose is always several inches away from his body.

Suddenly, I heard Xiang Wentian's "Ah", followed by Ling Huchong's "Hey", and they were stabbed one after another.

Although Ren Woxing's "star-sucking solution" is profound, Dong Fangbubai's posture is extremely fast and hard to touch. Secondly, he uses weapons.

It's an embroidery needle, and I can't absorb his internal force from it. Fighting for a while, Ren Woxing is 1 of "ah", chest chills.

I got stabbed in the head. Fortunately, Ling Huchong was in a hurry at that time, and Dong Fangbubai was so anxious to save himself that one needle missed the target and the other needle missed.

Although the acupuncture was accurate, it only went deep into a few points and failed to hurt the enemy.

Four people besieged Dong Fangbubai, but they didn't touch his clothes. All four people were stabbed by him. Yingying is watching the battle,

More and more worried: "I wonder if he was fed the poison on the needle." If it is toxic, it will be unimaginable! " "But see Dong Fangbubai.

The child turned faster and faster, and a red shadow rolled over. Ren Woxing, Xiang Wentian and Ling Huchong shouted angrily.

Anger is urgent. Three people are concentrating their internal forces, and the wind is blowing. Dong Fangbubai didn't make a sound. be filled/suffused/brimming with

I should think to myself, "If I join the melee, I will only stop my hands and feet. What can I do?". What should I do? " Dong Fangbubai seems to be one of them.

Enemy three can still win. "See at a glance Yang Lianting sitting on the bed, staring at the bucket, a full face of worry. clear

Mind move, slowly walked to the bed, suddenly left hand dagger together, with a snort, stabbed Yang Lianting's right shoulder. Yang Lianting

Caught off guard, let out a cry. Yingying followed another sword and cut it on his thigh.

Yang Lianting known her intention at this moment, is to call out, divert Dong Fangbubai's attention, fight back the pain, and then unexpected.

No hum. Yingying said angrily, "Do you want to scream? I'll cut off your fingers one by one. " With a quiver, the sword fell.

Take a finger from his right hand. Unexpectedly, Yang Lianting is very car-scrapping. Although the wound was very painful, he didn't make any noise. Dan Yang Lian

The first call of the pavilion has reached Dong Fangbubai's ears. He narrowed his eyes and saw Yingying standing by the bed, torturing Yang Lianting with her sword.

Scold: "dead girl!" A mass of red clouds rushed at Yingying steeply. Yingying quickly shrank her head sideways, wondering if she could avoid the East.

Fang unbeaten stabbed the needle. Ling Huchong and Ren Woxing's double swords were cut off from Dong Fangbubai's back. Wen Tian brushed a whip and hit Yang.

Lianting hit her head. Dong Fangbubai regardless of his own life and death, backhand a needle, pierced the item wentian in the chest.

Wen Tian only felt numb all over, and the soft whip fell to the ground. At this time, Ling Huchong and Ren Woxing both inserted their swords into the East.

Heart after defeat. Dong Fangbubai body yishan, flapping on Yang Lianting. Ren Woxing was ecstatic and drew his sword at him.

Neck, drink a way: "Dong Fangbubai, today is finally here ... finally teach you to fall into my hands." Do you gasp when you talk after a dramatic conflict?

It's already started. Yingying is in shock, her legs are weak and her body is crumbling. Ling Huchong grabbed it and held it, only to find a thin blood line.

It ran down her left cheek. Yingying said, "You have been hurt a lot." Pull the sleeve to Ling Huchong's face and see what's on it.

Bloody. Ling Huchong turned to ask Xiang Wentian, "Is it serious?" A wentian wry smile way: "won't die.

! Dong Fangbubai was stabbed twice in the back and shouted, "Lian Di, Lian Di, these traitors!" .

Torture you, so vicious! "Yang Lianting nu way:" you used to boast about your martial arts, why can't you kill these traitors?

"Dong Fangbubai said," I have ... I ... "Yang Lianting thundered." What are you? " Dong Fangbubai said, "I have tried my best.

Because, they are ... very good at martial arts. "Suddenly the body shook and rolled to the ground. Ren Woxing was afraid that he would jump up, drew his sword and ran.

Cut on his left leg. Dong Fangbubai said with a wry smile, "Teacher, you finally won, but I lost." Ren Woxing haha

He smiled and said, "Do you have to change this large size?" Dong Fangbubai shook his head and said, "That doesn't need to change. Dong Fangbubai is both

If you lose, you can't live in this world anymore. "He used to have a high voice, but now he has become low, adding," If

You can't beat me alone. "

Ren Woxing hesitated a little and said, "Yes, your martial arts are higher than mine. I admire you very much. " Dong Fangbubai said, "Order!

Fox Chong, your fencing is extremely high, but if you fight alone, you can't beat me. Ling Huchong said, "Exactly." Actually, there are four of us.

People beat you together, but you care about that Yang, so you are distracted and hurt. Your martial arts are extremely high, and you deserve it.

I appreciate the word' the best in the world'. "Dong Fangbubai smiled and said," you two can say that.

Meet a man and be a man. Alas, grievances, grievances, I practiced the "sunflower collection", according to the secret recipe on the collection, from the palace.

Practice gas and take medicine, the beard gradually disappeared, and the voice and temper changed. I stopped loving women.

All seven concubines were killed, but ... but they put all their minds on Yang Lianting, one man to another. If I were born as a daughter,

That would be great.

Teacher, I'm ... I'm dying. Let me ask you something. Please ... listen, I'm good to you, miss.

For ... "Ren Woxing asked," What is it? " Dong Fangbubai said, "Please spare Yang Lianting's life and send him away.

Go to blackwood Cliff. Ren Woxing said with a smile, "I will chop him up and put him to death in a hundred days." . I'm going to cut a hand today.

Cut off half a toe tomorrow. "Dong Fangbubai growled." You ... you are so vicious! " Suddenly vertical, pouncing on Ren Woxing.

. After he was seriously injured, his posture was not as fast as before, but the robot was still sharp and amazing. Ren Woxing's sword went straight ahead,

From his chest to his back. At this moment, with a snap of Dong Fangbubai's finger, the embroidery needle flew out and inserted into Ren Woxing's right eye.

. Ren Woxing drew his sword and jumped up. Bang, his back hit the wall. When he clicked, a wall collapsed next to him. be filled/suffused/brimming with

Ying looked at his father's right eye before grabbing it, and saw the embroidery needle inserted in the pupil. Fortunately, at that time, Dong Fangbubai's hands were weak, weren't they?

If this needle goes straight into the brain, it will inevitably lead to death, but I am afraid this eye will eventually be useless. Yingying stretched out her finger to catch the embroidery needle.

The end of the needle, but the steel needle is very short, only showing a point, and there is no place to start. She turned and picked up Dong Fangbubai, leaving it behind.

Embroidery, draw a silk thread, send it gently, put it in the needle nose, pull the silk thread and pull it out. Ren Woxing shouted.

Sound. The embroidery needle hung under the silk thread, and there were a few drops of blood. Ren Woxing was so angry that he kicked Dong Fangbubai in the body.

Let's go The body flew and hit Yang Lianting's head. In a rage, Ren Woxing kicked it out.

Strength, Dong Fangbubai and Yang Lianting two head bump, all skull broken, brains burst. Ren Woxing must avenge himself,

I regained the position of the Shinto leader of Sun Moon and lost an eye. I burst into laughter for a while, laughed for a long time, and the roof tiles shook.

. But in the laughter, it is also full of anger.