?Interview skills—interview inspirations from interview stories

According to statistics from boring people, a person must engage in at least 10 jobs in his life. Based on a high success rate of 10%, a person would have to go through 100 interviews in his lifetime to ensure that he has enough food and clothing. However, due to the serious oversupply of the talent market in Chongqing, most examiners value their time like gold, and each interview will not last more than 10 minutes.

Although there are job seekers who pretend to be peaceful and use "two-way choice, freedom and equality" to try their best to put money on their faces, most interviews are like blind dates with the wrong family, with the poor man trying his best to show off, and the rich man trying his best to show off. The woman keeps finding faults, and both parties are afraid of "choosing the wrong man."

Behind the 100 interview moments, there are 100 kinds of emotions, 100 kinds of ups and downs. At that moment, some people saw hope and their hearts were as hot as fire; some people had no feeling, and their mouths were tasteless; and some people's taste buds had long been so spicy that they lost consciousness due to too many "blind dates".

No one can escape the intrusion of that momentary feeling, unless you are prepared to join the "minimum living allowance". Just like Chongqing people love to eat small noodles, they know that they are so spicy that they will make them sweat, but they have to go forward bravely for the sake of their stomach.

There is no "support" job

■Protagonist: Luo Jianghua, male, 23 years old, a recent college student majoring in accounting

→Moment: 10:9 on October 5, 2003

→Target: Staff of an accounting firm

→Outfit: Take off the usual casual clothes, step out of the iron shoes to find a Gotta have a suit. Considering that my skin tone is yellowish, I chose sapphire blue, which is refreshing but not too dazzling. Men's key equipment is leather shoes. They abandon lace-up shoes and spend money on wearing expensive "crocodile" brands that are exclusive to old men. Shine shoes twice in the morning, the light can judge people.

→The original scene reappeared:

I was really happy for a while when I received the call from the office notifying me of the interview. Immediately, he felt like he was facing an enemy. He recited his resume in front of the mirror for several days and even calculated exactly how many teeth should be exposed when smiling. During the interview, I kept flipping through a joke book, picking out classic jokes, trying my best to grin, and later I noticed that it looked a bit like a skeleton showing its teeth. The girl sitting next to me kept turning her head to glance at me, then sat down cautiously and further away.

Not many people passed the preliminary examination, but they all seemed to come with bad intentions. Before stepping into that uncertain door, I had to review the stress-relieving technique in "The Fairy Wife" again, take a deep breath and say: "The air is so fresh, and the world is so beautiful."

It went relatively smoothly at first. I could recite my self-introduction very well, and although I could not say that I answered professional questions fluently, it was not satisfactory either. I secretly breathed a sigh of relief and adjusted my sitting position - a strange "uh" sound came from under my vagina, which was very similar to a fart sound. I was immediately embarrassed and confused, fearing that I would be framed by this voice.

Then introduce the situation at home. I was still stuck in the aftershocks of what happened just now, my mind went blank, my thoughts couldn't catch up with my mouth, and the words slipped out without passing through my brain: "I am the only daughter in the family." As soon as this statement came out, everyone in the house was in an uproar. I was embarrassed and anxious. I bit my tongue hard in panic. It hurt so much that I couldn't speak for a while.

When the fight finally came to an end, I put away the materials and ran away. There was a chair lying down at the door, but all I could think about was disappearing immediately, so I subconsciously stepped over it.

A week later, the firm called me with the bad news: I was screwed. I mustered up the courage to ask why. The other party said: "Accounting work requires calmness and meticulousness. Although your professional knowledge is solid, your personality is not mature and you are easily influenced by the outside world. You turned a blind eye to a chair that fell at the door. This kind of carelessness is placed in your work. It’s unimaginable. ”

I suddenly fainted.

Reject "unconditional rejection"

■Protagonist: Zhu Zhilin, male, 25 years old, staff in the planning department of a department store in Chongqing

→ Moment: March 8, 2000 2:50 pm on September 25th

→Target: planners

→Outfit: Describe it in four words: concise and comprehensive. Before going out, I was covered in stinky sweat. I was wearing a royal blue Valentino mercerized T-shirt (bought at a 30% discount), unknown trousers, and Kohl's leather shoes. Of course, he also held a black wallet in his hand - the standard male "white-bone man" dress.

→The original scene reappeared:

When the Sino-Korean joint venture advertised recruitment in major newspapers, my heart suddenly felt a little anxious. My girlfriend said that the company was famous, just like Korean chess player Lee Chang-ho's old-fashioned face, and it was not easy to get his smile.

Before departure, I still didn’t have enough confidence because I still had many imperfections compared to the requirements in the recruitment notice. However, the charm of a famous company and the temptation of an office building made me rush to that company with a gangster-like mood and a tough attitude for the first time in my life.

The heads on the scene were as black as ants. Someone was talking in the corridor: "The success rate of job hunting is only 1 in 200." I walked to the consultation desk where I applied for building management, and a stern-faced lady coldly handed over a card that read: 303. That is, as of now, I have 302 contenders.

Six hours later, it was finally my turn. Feeling uneasy in my heart, I gently knocked on the door that hid the mystery. Before pushing the door open, I took a deep breath and comforted myself: "What's the big deal? There are just a few cabbages sitting across from me!"

When the young HR manager learned that I had more than 100 cabbages, When this article was published, his favorable impression of me greatly increased and he even encouraged me to give me some suggestions for the company. The atmosphere was very relaxed and I thought I was a sure winner. Unexpectedly, when the manager asked the Korean boss next to him for his opinion, he said seriously without thinking: "No!"

I didn't know what went wrong, so I asked politely. The reason for falling. The boss looked indifferent and turned a deaf ear. I was furious: "Is it difficult to give a reason? Your unconditional rejection is a kind of harm to people. It doesn't matter if you don't get into this kind of company!" I walked out of the door with my head held high, and my head dropped after I walked out.

A week later, I unexpectedly received an admission call. Being accepted for no reason is just as baffling to me as being rejected for no reason. On the phone, the HR manager explained the reason to me: "Before you, we have said 'NO' to more than 200 job applicants. Only a handful of people dared to 'demonstrate' and ask for the reason for rejection. This is exactly The interview strategy of a Korean boss. He said that real companies need young talents with backbone and perseverance. ”

Lost the gloves, lost the job

-Protagonist: Xie Anna, female, 26 years old, computer engineer

→Moment: 10:51 am on September 9, 2003

→Target: Programmer

→ Outfit: When I changed jobs for the first time after graduating from college, I really struggled with what to wear - a suit felt too old-fashioned, and casual clothes felt informal. In the end, I decided to wear a pink camisole underneath and open outside. Wearing a white sweater, a blue-purple knee-length skirt underneath, and black half-high heels and ***. I thought this outfit should be OK, but something went wrong: the neckline of the camisole was too low, making it easy for the beauty to leak out; the skirt and breasts generated static electricity and stuck together at every turn. From the door to the boss, I feel that this journey is longer than the long journey of life.

→The original scene reappears:

After the first two rounds of interviews, there are now only a dozen or so candidates left from more than a thousand candidates. According to gossip, the company only accepts the top five candidates. Although several of the remaining people are graduate students, I, an undergraduate, am still full of confidence. I feel that I am a "flower among flowers", both in terms of academic performance and work experience.

I knocked on the door confidently, greeted the boss politely, put the silk gloves on the cabinet next to the door, and sat down with a smile.

The interview begins. I answered all the questions fluently, and the boss nodded repeatedly. In the smooth and smooth environment, I performed more freely and the atmosphere of the conversation became more harmonious. Everything went better than expected. The boss said with a tacit smile: "Xiao Xie, I hope you will understand the company's situation earlier and start working as soon as possible. We will notify you of the recruitment status tomorrow." Under the boss's admiring eyes, I walked out of the office gracefully.

On the way home, I was elated, knowing that this job would not escape my slender clutches. As I walked, I felt that the hand holding my resume was a little cold. Where did the gloves go? Oops, I forgot it in the boss's room. After repeated ideological struggles, I still couldn't bear to part with those exquisite gloves. I mustered up the courage to knock on the office door again. When I got my gloves back and was about to say goodbye, I noticed that the boss's face was a little gloomy.

The next day, I didn’t receive an offer call.

I didn’t give up and called the boss. The boss said: "Xiao Xie, you are indeed excellent. You have studied electronics courses very well, and you have also done practical design. I had already selected you, but I didn't expect you to be a careless person. The people we recruit will be engaged in In the design of electronic circuits, no mistakes can be made. In the past, it was because of one designer's carelessness that the entire company's future was almost ruined..."