Who has a joke? Short jokes are not cold jokes.

A couple quarreled in the street, and the girl slapped her boyfriend hard!

In order to save face, the man shouted to the woman, "You can slap me again if you have the ability!" " "

My girlfriend slapped her again without hesitation.

The man paused and said, "Since you are so obedient, I will spare you."

The old man said to his mother, "I finally proved that I am actually your long-lost brother!" " "

Mom is at a loss, at a loss!

At this time, the old man suddenly pointed to his son and scolded, "Otherwise, how could he have been born such an idiot!"

The son asked his daughter-in-law for 5 yuan to buy cigarettes, and the daughter-in-law said nothing!

Seeing this, the father reprimanded his son: "I don't even have five dollars in my pocket." Dad is really ashamed of you! " "

The son was ashamed, and the father comforted him, "Don't ask your daughter-in-law for this money. Give it to you at night. "

The son asked, "Dad, why don't you give it to me now?"

Dad replied, "I have no money now." I'll ask your mother to go at night! " "