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Be reduced to my hometown
While I was still asleep, my little nephew forgot his shyness last night and shouted from a distance, Uncle, get up. Before I could lift my pants, this little guy rushed to my bed and wanted to play with me and play bullfighting. The two men then put their heads together and played the bullfighting posture. My mother was in the main room, and when she saw us like this, she smiled happily. Early in the morning, my cousin brother Guang came to my house. Let's go to his house for dinner. Sanbo has passed away, and Brother Guang is his second son.
Miao people have a habit of killing pigs for Chinese New Year and always eating two meals. Eat once on the day of killing pigs, and have a meal at lunch the next day. Yesterday, Uncle La's family and Brother Guang's family all killed pigs, so we can only choose one of them. This is actually a tragedy.
In the past, all our relatives would kill pigs on the same day. Everyone cooked the meal, brought it together, happily and noisily, and at the same time, they drank it in the dark. No matter which restaurant you choose to have a good time, it always fills the whole house and the open space outside. Laughter after laughter.
among my father's six brothers, the fifth and sixth uncles used to be the best friends with my father. Later, because of some things, they earned a red face and fought each other. In the end, no one wanted to talk to anyone, and no one wanted to enter anyone's house again. The three of them would never enter each other's door again unless there was something really necessary. We don't celebrate together on holidays.
uncle, no matter what happens, you can't eat any losses. You always have to win or lose. Uncle has been the village head for a long time, occupying many things of his five younger brothers. So everyone hated him, and no one went to curry favor with him. Whoever comes closer to uncle will definitely suffer a dumb loss. Uncle's eldest son, who inherited his behavior, went even further, occupying five uncles, his own brother and the hills of many people in the village. It made everyone dare to be angry and dare not speak. If it wasn't for the funeral and marriage, everyone wouldn't go back and forth. Meeting on the road is just a superficial greeting. Such a thing, the above has sent someone to mediate, but this is only a civil matter, and the big cousin doesn't care. Perhaps, one day, criminal proceedings will be initiated, and everyone will be in court to completely solve this matter.
Erbo followed Sanbo and left. Ernian was angry with her sons' behavior, so she followed Erbo closely. Ten days later, a bottle of pesticide went into her stomach. None of their four sons studied hard. Some of them abducted women, some sent funny messages, and some stole them. Their second grandson, who stole many cars, was sent to prison. The eldest daughter-in-law, unable to bear her husband's beating any longer, left home and married someone else.
Now, only the two sons of Sanbo's family are left with our family to kill pigs for the New Year. As for the others, they also don't associate with each other. At this point, the family is completely dispersed. Most of the playmates I grew up with were children of my father's brothers. Today, most of them are married and have a bad relationship with my family. As for me, I'm a guest, and I'm in a hurry to come and go. If it's messed up, it won't come back. Among them, it is too complicated.
However, even in this mess, people in the village still dare not anger people in this family. China people's temper is like this. No matter how fierce their brothers fight, they are often United when they meet foreign enemies.
We poured wine and drank it at Brother Guang's house. We don't talk about family affairs anymore, because it's too messy and complicated, and it can't solve any fundamental problems. They talked about their familiar bullfighting, and I thought about my own thoughts, silently listening to the bullfighting stories that everyone talked about, and the beautiful girls that young people met in Huashan, but left regrets. However, there are few people who think about the future and many who recall the past. Once, maybe it was a beautiful memory, no matter who it is. (Prose.)
Many things in Sanbo's family are still the same, but the dogs they keep have changed. They don't seem to welcome me very much, grinning and issuing ultimatums.
We used to live under one roof because of blood relatives
snuggled up and grew up
because of hunger and poverty * * * suffering
laughing together on the Yuan Ye in the valley
stepping over the brook and listening to the birds singing in the morning
Now, we have become strangers
because of the inequality of interests and wealth. Don't look at each other
The dew wet each other's trouser legs
The dew wet the hair and cheeks
The wonderful morning full of laughter
really belongs to the past.
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