Tang Bohu, a funny sketch of Northeastern University Edition, ordered Chou-heung's lines, all of which were.

Tang Bohu: Ah, Brother Zhu!

Zhu Zhishan: Brother Tang, help!

Tang Bohu: Oh, it seems that Zhu Ge lost in the casino again!

Zhu Zhishan: My parents know my brother Don!

Tang Bohu: It is well known that among the four gifted scholars in Jiangnan, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy! so-called

The wind blows the eggshell, and wealth makes people happy. This is your motto, isn't it?

I'm flattered, but compared with my brother Tang's bohemian, my younger brother is far from it.

All right!

Tang Bohu: Ha, ha, ha, ha, but, Brother Zhu, you lose several hundred taels every few days and lose them all.

Just come and call for help, always like this-this is not the way, is it?

Zhu Zhishan: Very insightful. That's why I broke my axe and sank my boat this time.

I lost everything I could in my life, a total of 300 thousand. I hope Tang Xiong can draw 30 pictures for me.

Painting, let me pay my debts, help!

Tang Bohu: I understand, Shui. Go out first!

Next person: it's young master!

Tang Bohu: Son of a bitch, do you think this place is a good place? Want 300 thousand 2? No way! "-next is painting ... sacred!

Zhu Zhishan: Come on, it's all my fault. I kowtow now. you

Don't miss me these years, because I lent you a thin jade ball.

I saved a lot of money for selling your paintings! Now the brothers in the street outside say, three

After Zhu Xiang, if I don't get thirty paintings, I will be torn to pieces! You help.

Me!

Tang Bohu: Three incense sticks? Don't say that brothers don't take care of you. I will write one for you in your mourning hall.

Elegiac couplet, if you write, you will die, if you write, you will die!

Zhu Zhishan: Bohu, don't be so awesome, okay?

Tang Bohu: OK, I'll help you again! Somebody, Four Treasures of the Study, wait!

Wang Ning: I've never heard of a genius master. I have a chief of staff who wants to learn from you!

Mrs. Hua: How can our master bully the small with the big?

Master Hua: Yes, yes!

Conspiracy: there is no generation of literary exchange!

Wang Ning: Yes, just for fun! But if you can't do it well, don't blame me for being mad! You did the right thing!

Conspiracy: one township, three masters and two Li * * *, don't know the four books, five classics and six classics, dare to teach seven or eight nine sons, very bold!

Wang Ning: Yes, why? If you don't give me face, I'm really going to be angry!

Huaan: Let me try!

Huaan: Ten rooms and nine poverty, 827 yuan and 65 cents, but still half-hearted, first-class!

Wang Ning: How neat!

Master Hua: Hua 'an, you are just in time!

Huaan: Nothing, nothing, nothing!

Wang Ning: Hmm!

Conspiracy: I am a scholar and staff officer in seven provinces, nicknamed "King of Kings". What's your name?

Huaan: I have been studying for two years, a lost little book in the world, Huaan!

Conspiracy: OK, I'll come to you later!

(The two men opposed each other for a long time, blew each other a kiss, and everyone fell down together.)

Huaan: Sorry, I can't help admiring each other.

Conspiracy: get to the point, here we go!

Conspiracy: In the picture, dragons don't scream and tigers don't scream. Little buddhist nun is ridiculous!

Huaan: There are no wheels and horses in the chessboard. Tell the general to be careful!

Everyone: OK, OK, that's right!

Participation: Yingying Yanyan Cui Cuihong is harmonious everywhere!

Huaan: Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, flowers, leaves, flowers, flowers, flowers, leaves!

Everyone: Hua 'an is really good, Hua 'an is great!

Wang Ning: Come out, to him, to him!

Participation: ten thoughts, homesickness for the country!

Huaan: Eight eyes * * *, full moon and autumn fragrance!

People: OK, OK-

Conspiracy: I'm the chief of staff. Will you lose to buddhist nun?

Conspiracy: Your family wants to plant trees!

Huaan: Your bathtub will go with fish!

Conspiracy: Fish and fat fruit are cooked in my stomach!

Huaan: Your mother can cook!

Conspiracy: huh?

(The General Staff takes a step back and vomits blood)

Huaan: The couple were supposed to play. Today, Brother Chang Chang gave dozens of taels of blood, which is unprecedented. I admire you!

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