Kneeling for the best joke should be known to many people, but I forgot how to find it.

Before my husband and I got married, we all pretended not to know each other, and then we ran into each other or chatted. The funniest thing is that once, he rode a motorcycle to meet me at the subway exit. I deliberately asked, master, how much is it to XX Community? There are many motorcycle masters here who earn money by carrying people.

He said: no money, just give me a kiss. So I really kissed him and got in his car.

Let those motorcycle experts next to you be blindsided …

I really believed it and said, little girl, don't be fooled!

When I was in love, my husband (then my boyfriend) sent me back to my apartment one night, and I wanted to play a race with him. My husband is a bit childish. If you want to compete with him, he will take it seriously.

So he started running. I tried to be brave at first, but I was soon left behind. I shouted at him as I ran: "robbery!" " "

Many people looked at us on the road, and my husband was embarrassed, so he slowed down. I caught up with him at once, but he seemed unwilling and hesitated to continue running with me. I couldn't get rid of him and began to shout, "pervert, pervert, ah ..."

He laughed so hard that I couldn't run, haha. ...

One day, when I came home after dating bf, he bullied me that my legs were not as long as his. I told him to go, and I shouted at the back, and the big brother in front gave me a piece of change. I want to go home by car.

Everyone around me saw this shout, and an uncle looked at me with strange eyes, probably thinking, this child is neatly dressed, there is nothing wrong with it!

Even bf turned around with great momentum, took out two coins from his pocket, put them in my hand and said, I will reward them. He called the uncle and watched me get on the bus all the way.

Once my husband and I were waiting for me. Seeing him, I suddenly said, hey, your wife is on a business trip. Wow, my husband is not here today. Let's go to my house tonight! An old woman next to me stared at me strangely. ...

Before my husband sent me to work, every time I got off at the company building, I liked to put my face on the right glass window and shout, "Help! Help ",make a frightened expression while calling. My husband also likes to cooperate with me and push my hand around my head, which makes me sick. One day, the crane stopped, and I was sticking it on the glass to perform the drama of "saving lives". The security uncle in the building brushed the door open and said, "I saved you." I blushed and ran into the building at the speed of light with my tail between my legs.

Another time, on our wedding day, we gathered all the hairdressers. I arrived first, and my husband was late for shopping.

I saw him and said, ah, you can do your hair, too. Long time no see.

He said, yes, I'm getting married today.

I said, oh, what a coincidence. So am I today.

The hairdresser said, do you two know each other? Laughed us over!

It is said that my husband bought me a mobile phone and we sat on the bus home. I suddenly asked him: this should be known to your wife, so that you can get more than one bargained for.

Who knows this guy went on to say: Who told you to have a second room instead of a big room?

At this time, the people next to us have squinted at us, so I have to continue to say: Don't you know that you are a little favored?

Let's sweat. ...

Tell me about a classmate's parents.

His parents just started dating.

One day when I was shopping, my mother took a fancy to a down jacket, but when she saw the price, she took my father away.

He said, we can't afford it. Can't we try it?

His father forced his mother into the dressing room.

His mother changed, and when his father saw it, he took his mother and ran away, saying, run! While the clerk is away!

His mother is wearing that down jacket, and the label is floating outside. She was dragged out by her father and happened to pass a post. Her mother cried with a pillar in her arms.

His father turned around and said seriously, run! Are you waiting to be caught?

His mother cried even more.

Then his father smiled: Hahahaha ... I paid for the clothes when you went in.

At that time, our young husband and wife were forced to get married tomorrow by adults' phone calls. One day, I got bored somehow when I was surfing the Internet, so I turned to my husband who was lying in bed reading a book and said, Oh, forget it, isn't it just to get a certificate? We'll get it tomorrow!

Then my husband suddenly covered his face with the book in his hand and made a shy look: You hate it, people's dream proposal is not like this. ...

I ...

In other words, on a summer weekend, BF and I and a group of friends were going out to sing KTV, and there was no private room at night 10. The receptionist said that if we didn't want to sing midnight, we would make a reservation for you in the afternoon 12, and it was also cheap, so we night owls decided to stay up all night.

Because there were still two hours left and it was cool at night, we chatted by the flower bed in an open-air park. My boyfriend and I sat side by side with another male friend. I sit on the left, in the middle of my BF, and there is a male friend on the right. At this moment, a little MM came over with a handful of roses in her hand. He looked at the three of us, so he said to my boyfriend, "Brother, buy a flower for JJ." . My BF just wants to refuse, but who knows the one on the right? Then, the whole world was quiet for 2 seconds, and then I saw the little MM's eyes twitch a few times and walked away silently. At that time, a group of us almost laughed and didn't get down.

I went out with bf once. When I got on the 937 bus, it was just the two of us. Bf, hold the handlebar. At first, I pretended not to know him and got on the bus. After getting on the bus, we didn't take sides. After about one stop, I saw that he tried to scare him before he was ready to talk to me, and I saw the wallet in his pocket exposed. As a result, I quietly walked behind him, made a V-shaped hand and gently took out my wallet. Damn it, like a dead man, I haven't reacted yet. Just as I was about to take it away, I found that all the people in the car were looking at me and holding the bag tightly without accident. I also found a mm took out her mobile phone and didn't want to call the police. I hit him with my wallet and shouted, you idiot! Where is the wallet? Bf is still stupid to say what's going on!