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woman who has spent most of her life wants to talk about women.
when we talk about women, it seems that we are referring to married women by implication. Unmarried women are generally called girls. In the words of Jia Baoyu in a Dream of Red Mansions: "A girl who is unmarried is a priceless pearl. When she is married, she somehow conjures up many bad problems. Although she is a pearl, she has no luster. She is a dead pearl. When she gets older, she is not a pearl, but actually a fish eye. How can she conjure up three things when she is alone?" It seems that as soon as girls get married, they get stuck with fireworks and turbidity, and they are no longer so bright-eyed and white-toothed, pure and refined.
For a woman who has been in marriage for a long time and smells like fireworks, I will mainly talk about married women today.
Nowadays, women all say that being a woman is very tiring. It is necessary to fight with men in the workplace, and to take care of the children and do housework at home. It seems that women do not hold up half the sky, but almost hold up most of it. Some people say that today's women want to talk about eight things. "Get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, kill the Trojan horse, climb over the fence, drive a good car, afford a new house, fight against the mistress and beat the hooligans."
when a woman looks at this passage, she is happy at first, thinking that it's a good thing that I'm not such a woman. My husband is still conscientious and enterprising, and there is no mistress. My son is still sensible and clever, although he studies snacks. Think about it. As a woman, you don't have to be so capable. You can't let a man "be a hero". It's not bad to get to the kitchen under the hall. Of course, there are also women who are able to talk and fight, and they jump up and down. Strive for the first place at work and get ahead in the unit. Baby's study can be tutored, and the electrical appliances at home can be repaired. It seems that the man at home is a decoration, and he abruptly exercises himself into a woman.
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Women in the works of writers of all ages have their own characteristics. Qian Zhongshu said, "In front of the beloved man, women all have the stunt of rejuvenating children." Zhang Ailing said: "Women talk about men all their lives, think about men, and complain about men forever." The woman in Liang Shiqiu's works: "Turn on the light for fear of wasting electricity, and then turn off the switch for fear of wasting electricity." Shakespeare said: "fragile, your name is woman!" "
In this way, women are sensitive, fragile, suspicious, vain, frugal and talkative ... Of course, there are thousands of people, and women's personalities can't be summarized in a few words.
women love beauty. Nowadays, the prosperity of beauty industry benefits from the rapid development of modern beauty technology, of course, mainly because women love beauty. "A scholar dies for a bosom friend, and a woman is pleasing to herself." The beauty of a woman is the desire for love, and the hope for attention and praise is the subconscious psychology of every woman. In a group of women, the most beautiful one often gets more favor from the opposite sex, and often causes more jealousy from the same sex. It is also said that males are beautiful in the animal kingdom. Whether birds or beasts, females have to show all their skills in order to get the attention of male animals. Similarly, women can only attract the opposite sex better if they wear heavy makeup and make themselves beautiful. In modern society, women's self-awareness is stronger. The love of beauty is not only to please others, but also to make themselves more confident.
it is common that women talk too much. As Mr. Liang Shiqiu said: "If a woman can get royalties for what she says, then every woman can get rich by talking." There is such a joke that an old man has become a habit for so many years because the old lady is really wordy. Unexpectedly, when the old lady died, the old man was really lonely. People went to the restaurant to eat, and he went to the restaurant to hire a waitress to talk. There is even a joke that a professor gives lectures to students, saying that women talk too much, like 5 ducks. One day, Jenny came to the school to look for him. The student smiled and said, "Teacher, 5 ducks are coming to see you." Therefore, most people who make phone porridge are women.
women hold grudges. No couple doesn't quarrel, so I have great doubts about couples who often say "never blushed" Living with * * * for most of my life is like teeth and tongue, which can be chewed at best. In quarrels, it is often women who have the advantage and glib tongue. They can say that the unreasonable is reasonable, the dead is alive, and you can say whatever it hurts. I am afraid that words are not like knives and you can't kill people. Unlike men who are discouraged by smashing and throwing things at home when they are angry, most women are reluctant to smash things even when they are angry, and they have to pay for them when they know that things are broken. However, when a woman gets angry in a quarrel, it is like a loan shark's debt, which will bear interest, and it will become more and more inflated. Seeing that a man can sleep as if nothing had happened, snoring one after another, and his teeth itch, he just wants to wake up and argue again, or kick out of bed and strangle the other's heart.
So I think women hold grudges very much. If you want to live a peaceful life, you should not only anger a woman, but also know how to discourage her in time. Otherwise, the consequences will be very serious.
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I once saw a saying: "When women are around, they are half the world. When women leave, the whole world goes with them." This sentence is the best compliment to a woman. The world is wonderful because of women, and it is impossible to imagine what the world would be like without women. Although war makes women go away, women often become the source of war. Helen is the most beautiful beauty in the world. However, Helen, who was naturally restless, provoked an ancient war, that is, the Battle of Troy. The four beauties in ancient times all had the appearance of being truly beautiful, while The Story Of Diu Sim, Xi Shi and Yang Guifei were truly beautiful and truly beautiful, because they all became the fuse that triggered the war and even rewritten the historical development process. Only Wang Zhaojun married the Huns for peace. In real life, the struggle caused by women has never been broken since ancient times.
With the rapid development of social economy, more and more women are shouldering various social responsibilities. "You are responsible for making money to support the family, and I am responsible for beauty." In the eyes of many women, it is just a kind of beauty of "looking at flowers in the fog and looking at the moon in the water".
sometimes women often feel that if they are reborn in the next life, they will definitely stop being women and become men. Although the status of women has reached an unprecedented level in history, there is no doubt about the creativity of men. Throughout ancient and modern China and foreign countries, whether it is politics or economy, whether it is science and technology or military, most of them are still men's world. I think it's really not easy to be a woman, but after all, you can go in and out, the social burden can be picked by men, and the heavy family work can be done by men. It's not bad to be a little woman who is stable in this world, quiet in years and contented.
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