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Who has the skills to flirt with girls?

51. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, just like when spring passes and autumn comes, begonia flowers bloom.

52. In order to give you the best in the world, I tried my best, but in the end I found that the best in the world is actually you.

53. Now, you are my girl, my little princess. When you grow up, you will be my bride, and when you are old, you will be my old wife.

54. You are far away in front of me, but also close at hand, and I miss you from the age of sixteen to sixty.

55. The stars are hot, you are the ideal in the world; the world is impermanent, you are the beauty in the world; everyone is mediocre, you are the star in the world; everything is ups and downs, you are the way back in the world.

56. I want to stand by your side, see you lower your eyebrows, see you smile, even if you don’t speak, I also feel happy.

57. If you don’t want to live in a different place, I will conquer the mountains and seas for you. If you don’t want to marry far away, I will travel thousands of miles for you.

58. I have never loved anyone before, and you are the first one. I am afraid that if I do not do well, I will make you feel that love is nothing more than this.

59. When you are by my side, Well, no matter where I am, when I think of you in the corner of the world, I feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

It was really difficult for me to pick up girls in the past. I kept my virginity for 28 years. At that time, I had a shadow in my heart and was afraid of contacting girls. Occasionally, I came across the secrets of picking up girls by Dacheng Shenglaoyu, which teaches many ways to chase girls, and they can directly establish a relationship and win it without confessing. From then on, his luck in love continued, and he got beautiful girls one after another. Now I understand that picking up girls is a technical job, and the results are completely different if you understand it or not. I think brothers who want to get out of singles can read the secrets of soaking in holy old fish. You can find it online and you can read it without spending any money. The key effect is still very good. Apply what you have learned. I wish you all to get out of singles as soon as possible. .

60. You are the joy of youth, and I want to tell you this in turn.

61. The most beautiful thing is that one day in the future, I will kiss you before going to bed, hold you in the middle of the night, and wake up with you.

62. I like spring flowers, summer trees, autumn dusk, winter snow and you every day.

63. You are my warm gloves, my cold beer, my shirt with the smell of sunshine, and my dream day after day.

64. I like you, just like an old love letter. Your name is the stroke I am most familiar with.

65. There is a barren desert in your heart, and I am the silent seed. Tree people, I will plant them as long as I can for the rest of my life

66. All darkness is left to the past. From the moment I met you, the winter is gone and the stars are bright

67. When I wake up Catching the light, catching dreams while sleeping, I am lucky to meet you in three lifetimes

68. I want to see you, after the wind swallowing the clouds and the moon, in the ordinary day after day

69 .You are my momentary impulse and my long-term crush.

70. All the delicious food belongs to you, I am not greedy. All the beautiful new clothes are yours, I love to see them. The afternoon sun belongs to you, so warm. The weekend sleep is all yours, you are too lazy. Whatever you want in this world is yours, and you are under my control.

71. You broke into my lens, and I pressed forever

72. Your eyes are so beautiful. There are sun, moon, winter, summer, clear rain, mountains, rivers, flowers, birds and animals in them, but they are still my eyes. It looks better because you are inside

73. I love three things in this world: the sun, the moon and you. The sun is day, the moon is night, and you are my forever.

74. I trace back, write down, and stay in my hometown to ambush you.

75. You are not a human being, you are the love letter this world wrote to me.

76. You are the most beloved. I didn’t have time to think about it when I said it, but after thinking about it, I still said it.

77. With you by my side, my heart feels like being watered by nectar every day, which is as sweet as it gets.

78. Leave the miracles to others, I have you.

79. Without you, the earth will still turn, but unfortunately I am not the earth.

80. I don’t know how to feel, but just seeing your beautiful features makes me feel like I have seen thousands of mountains and rivers.