Three humorous English stories

? There is laughter where there are people. ? Since ancient times, jokes have been indispensable in people's lives? Dispensing products? . Jokes make people feel a little happy and relaxed in a rigid life and play an important role in people's daily life. Below I bring you three humorous English stories. Welcome to read!

Humorous English Story: Congratulations

"I want you to come at once," a man called the undertaker, "to supervise the funeral of my poor separated wife."

"Your wife!" The undertaker panted, "Didn't I bury her two years ago?"

"You don't understand," said the man. "Look, I'm married again."

"Oh," said the undertaker, "Congratulations!"

A man called the owner of the funeral home: I hope you can come to my place to preside over my poor wife's funeral. ?

The boss struggled and said, Your wife! Didn't I bury her two years ago?

The man said: You don't know, I'm married again?

? Oh? The boss said, congratulations! Congratulations! ?

Humorous English Story: personals

Things got worse after the war. Life has become so poor that many people live in poverty.

A newspaper published an advertisement for a man who needed tires: "A truck owner is willing to hire a widow with two tires." . Object: marriage. Send tire pictures. "

Things got worse after the war. Life has become very difficult, and there are many people who lack things.

A newspaper once placed an advertisement for a person who needed tires: the owner of a truck was willing to correspond with a widow with two tires. Goal: get married. Send the photos of the tires. ?

Humorous English short stories: A shipwrecked sailor

A sailor is the only survivor of this shipwreck.

He had to stay on a desert island for three years.

One day, he was very happy to find a ship moored during the day. When a small boat landed, an officer handed him a pile of newspapers and said, "The captain suggested that you look at what is happening in the world and then tell us whether you want to be rescued."

A sailor is the only survivor after the shipwreck.

He had to stay on a desert island for three years.