I want as many jokes as I want and send them as fast as I want.

1. I bought two dogs, named Face and Butt respectively. I gave Face to you. Face died in a car accident a year later. Whenever I see Butt, I will think of your face. I think your face would be as big as your butt if it hadn't been for that car accident! 2(1) A Japanese was eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a plate of lobster, the Japanese asked: What do you do with the leftover shrimp shells? "Of course it's thrown away," the waiter said. "NO!" NO! NO! "The Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory, made into shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China. After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit. The Japanese pointed at one of the lemons and asked, "How do you deal with the leftover lemon peel?" "Of course it's thrown away," the waiter said. "NO!" NO! NO! "The Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, leftover lemon peels are sent to the factory to be made into fruit juice, and then sold to you in China. "When checking out, the Japanese chewed gum and asked the waiter with a smile: "How do you deal with the leftover gum? "Of course I'll spit it out," the waiter said. "NO!" NO! NO! "The Japanese shook their heads and said proudly, "In Japan, the chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into condoms, and then sold to you in China. "The waiter asked impatiently: "Do you know how to dispose of used condoms in China? ""Of course I throw it away. "The Japanese said. The waiter shook his head and said: "NO! NO! NO! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum, and then sold to Japan. " (2) A taxi was driving on the road leading to the Chicago Airport, and a Japanese tourist was riding in the taxi. At this time, a taxi passed by, and the Japanese shouted: "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! "After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! Too fast! "Another taxi passed by. "Hi! It's Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! So fast! "The taxi driver is 100% American. Seeing so many Japanese cars passing his own American car, and the Japanese's arrogant language, he couldn't help but be a little annoyed. The taxi entered the airport parking lot, and at this time, another taxi Overtaken. "It's Honda!" Made in Japan! So fast! It’s not cured! The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed at the meter angrily, and said, "1,500 US dollars." ""It costs 1,500 US dollars for such a short time? ! ""The meter! Made in Japan! So fast! It’s not cured! " 3. Before getting married > Go to ↓: Man: Great! The day I've been waiting for has finally arrived! I can't wait! Woman: Can I go back on my word? Man: No, don't even think about it! Woman: : Do you love me? Man: Of course! Woman: Will you betray me? Man: No, how could you have such an idea? Man: Of course, not just once! Woman: Is it possible for you to hit me? Man: Never! Woman: Can I believe you? View from below↑