Who has a joke about James, a spoof

1. One day, a reporter asked Bosh who would you save if James and Wade fell into the water at the same time! The eunuchs around were not happy, and they all said how to ask such a stupid question. At this time, Bosh spoke: Save Wade! As soon as this was said, the eunuchs around the dog greeted Bosh's parents. Isn't this brain-damaged? Anyway, James is better than Wade, and he wants to save James. Bosh saw the eunuchs' doubts and added: Because James will hold Wade's thigh tightly! Suddenly, people around you were impressed by Bosh's wit, and the applause lasted for a long time. No thighs and no basketball. < P > 2. A reporter asked James, "Excuse me, Mr. James, who do you think is closer to Jordan, you or Durant?" Many people wonder: how to ask such a question? Everyone is concerned about how James answers. James said affirmatively, "Me." The audience was in uproar and there were many comments. James saw everyone's doubts and added, "I am 2.3 meters tall and Durant is 2.6 meters tall." Suddenly the applause thundered. James's wit touched everyone present and the applause lasted for a long time.

3. A reporter asked James: "Excuse me, Mr. James, why do you only have two rebounds in the frontcourt out of 18 rebounds?" Many people wondered: Why do you ask such a question? Everyone is concerned about how James answers. James said positively, "You are wrong." The audience was in uproar and there were many comments. James saw everyone's doubts and added, "What's the skill of grabbing his teammates' frontcourt rebounds? I grabbed 16 opponents' frontcourt rebounds." Suddenly the applause thundered. James's wit touched everyone present and the applause lasted for a long time.

4. A reporter asked mo williams, "Excuse me, Mr. Williams, why are you called" Mo Bu Chuan "?" Many people wonder: how to ask such a question? Everyone is concerned about how Williams answers. Williams said with a look of injustice: "It's all a conditioned reflex formed by being a teammate with James for a long time." The audience was in uproar and there were many comments. Williams saw everyone's doubts and added: "Every time I pass the ball to James at a critical moment, James always passes it back to me immediately, and you will gradually become a passer-by." Suddenly the applause thundered. Mo williams's frankness touched everyone present, and the applause lasted for a long time.