Five Novel and Short English Jokes

1. The bigger something, the more you take away? What gets bigger the more you take away? 2. What uses four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night? What starts walking on four legs, then two legs, and finally three legs? 3. What will we get if we cross a woodpecker with a homing pigeon? What do you get when you combine a woodpecker with a pigeon that knows the way? 4. Where in the world is afternoon earlier than morning? Where in the world is afternoon earlier than morning? 5. Can you tell me something about/kloc-the great scientist of the 8th century? Can you tell me something about/kloc-a great scientist in the 0/8th century? Key answer 1.Ahole. Cave 2. People. When they were babies, they crawled and walked on two legs until they had to rely on crutches when they were old. They are people. They crawled on all fours when they were born, then walked on their legs, and had to rely on crutches when they were old. Birds knocking at the door when delivering letters will get birds knocking at the door when delivering letters. 4. In the dictionary. In the dictionary. They are all dead. They're all dead.