What are the funny sentences about entering the factory?

The details are as follows:

(1) Is it difficult to reply to your message? No, it's not, but I work in the factory and take out my mobile phone.

(2) Good morning, migrant workers in bad karma who were awakened by the biological clock.

(3) I want to work quietly and surprise everyone!

(4)% of the pain in life comes from working, but I know that if I don't work,% of the pain will come from having no money, so between working and having no money, I choose to work.

(5) Working can not only make you rich, but also make friends and marry a wife!

(6) You can't earn much money by working part-time, but working more can make you have no time to spend money.

(7) If you don't work hard, how can you be a worker?

(8) I don't need my job, but I need my job. I work and I am happy.

(9) Is it hard to enter the factory? Bitter but I can't cry? Because I'm afraid my boss will say I'm not single-minded when tears fall. Is hairdressing hard? Bitter, but I can't cry, because I'm afraid tears will fall on my hair and want me to wash it again.