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Funny and beautiful sentences at night shift

1, people who say good night to sleep are often still showing off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

2. Whenever cleaning, the company will say "the company is your home"; But if you are late, the company will say, "Do you think the company is your home?"

3. Love is like G, which many people believe and few people see.

4, let's break up, I don't deserve you, because you are a QQ member.

Our advantage is that we can correct our mistakes, but our disadvantage is that we don't know our own mistakes.

6, it's cold, I want to send you a coat: the pocket is warm; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat closely accompany you through every minute, and be sure to be happy.

7. Now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW.