Humorous joke: The teacher called the roll.

Humorous joke: The teacher called the roll.

The following is a humorous joke story I compiled for you: the teacher calls the roll and I'll do it. Don't laugh if you don't believe me! ! ! ! !

At the beginning of the school roll call, a class teacher was ingenious and said to the students, I'll read my student number, so you can give me your name and get to know each other, okay?

? 00 1! ?

? The teacher reported that my surname is Jiao and my name is Jiao Pei. ?

The teacher was a little dizzy and asked. Who gave it to you?

? My dad. ?

? What does your father do?

? Open a pig farm! ?

? 002! ?

A girl stood up and said to the teacher, my name is Zhang and my name is Zhang Dekai. ?

? 003! ?

? Teacher, I'm Zhang Dekai's twin brother. My name is Zhang. ?

? Who gave you this name?

? It's my dad. He sells pliers. ?

The teacher quickly took a sip of water.

? 004! ?

? The teacher reported that my surname was Qu (pronounced this word? Oh? My name is Qu Ye (Oh, yes). This is the name my mother gave me. She said that a computer game crashed when she gave birth to me. ?

The teacher felt a little uncomfortable.

? 005! ?

? Report to the teacher, Ganny Niang! ?

? Why are you cursing? ! ?

? Don't! Teacher, I mean my last name is Gan, and my name is foster mother. My father is a winemaker. ?

The teacher took a pill.

? 006! ?

? Teacher, my surname is Gou, and my name is Gou Buli. ?

? Your father runs a bun shop, doesn't he? ! ?

? Teacher, you are so clever! ?

The teacher has been a little shaken.

? 007! ?

? My surname is Kuai (fast reading, third pronunciation). ) This is called express goods. ?

? Don't tell me your father has a warehouse. ?

? Teacher, you are too square. My father is a pimp. ?

Blood oozed from the teacher's mouth.

? 008! ?

? Teacher, you * * *! ?

? What?

what did you say ? /Excuse me? ! ?

? I mean, my name is Ni, and I'm going to the temple. My mother is a Buddhist. Is my name interesting?

? Interesting, interesting. ? The teacher is about to cry.

? 009! ?

? Teacher, let's talk about it next time. ?

? Why say it next time? You say it now! ?

? No! Teacher, my name is Xia. My name is Xia Huishuo. My father is a storyteller. ?

The teacher felt dizzy.

? 0 10! ?

? Teacher, my last name is Gao. My name is Gao. ?

? My last name is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience. ?

? My last name is Wu and my first name is Kate. ?

? My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong. ?

The teacher looked up at the sky and growled, God, I met a group of students! ? The teacher vomited blood and fell to the ground.

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