2021 exclusive funny quotes that will make you laugh from ear to ear

1. When you go bungee jumping and the rope breaks, you will say, a guy said "transformation"

2. It is a tiring job to figure out people's moods.

3. Steel is tempered a hundred times, I feel like you are going to become a diamond gourd baby again

4. I am here to apologize to you for the ignorant behavior I did to you in the past

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5. All the touching moments in the past were murdered by you

6. If you don’t want to live, then die, if you can’t die, then live well

7. Being It doesn't matter if there is a misunderstanding, I am ready to have the courage to be a bad person

8. Time is not waiting for me, you forgot to take me away

9. Although sister cannot beautify the soul, but Sister can uglify evil

10. My ugliness does nothing to you, but she is beautiful and it does my business

11. The words pathetic and pitiable are used on you. , I feel like it’s tainting them

12. You deserve it, you deserve to come to this world and pollute the air

13. First love is infinitely good, but it’s just that you die too early

14. For people like you, living one more day is a waste of oxygen in the air

15. Don’t challenge my endurance, be careful I make you cry very rhythmically

16. When you are no longer alive, I will burn more paper dolls for you

17. You are just a scenery I met in my life

18. Instead of pleasing others, it is better to arm yourself

19. When you grow up, you have to fight for the awesomeness you boasted about when you were a child

20. Before you leave, I will Let me first let you taste the feeling of being dumped

21. Cucumbers must be photographed, life must be exciting, and there should be no regrets in a short life

22. I advise you not to have plastic surgery, it is better to reincarnate as soon as possible Reliable

23. If something comes up, go straight to the point. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist

24. There are so many idiots in the world, but you are one of them The best

25. I can afford to smoke cigarettes, I can afford to fight, I can afford to drink wine, but I can’t afford to lose in love

26. I advise you to drink the regret medicine It's better to just drink rat poison

27. You are an elusive person, that is your trap

28. Where can I find handsome guys? They are all over the street. Stinky Ergou

29. People who use their own thoughts to format others

30. The money in the bank is my external possessions, and the money in me is your external possessions

31. Grades are a key indicator used to measure the quality of students and the amount of teacher bonuses

32. Chickens like to hear others call them miss, because they sound better

33. It’s better for a dog to jump over the wall in a hurry than for a rabbit to bite someone in a hurry

34. Cure “cataracts” and not be a white-eyed wolf

35. You can’t miss yourself, you can’t take care of yourself, and the results can’t Take it from yourself, happiness cannot be provided by yourself

36. Waste time, squander this time, this is the life I want

37. Don’t pose in front of me, I’m really afraid of me I can't help but throw the camera

38. Time is like cleavage, you will always get it if you squeeze it

39. Each of us is quite a dreamer. When the dream is gone, All that's left is homesick

40. I'm not a genius, because my first step was not to put on Queshi diapers

41. I fell in love with you, and I got a needle eye, which was painful Only me

42. Even if you are tanned, nothing can stop you from being an idiot

43. Don’t think that a fox will chase you if you drop a piece of meat in your mouth

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4. If you don’t want to be on my blacklist, just don’t say something about what you have and what you don’t have

45. What’s the use of being handsome? If you have the ability, you are an all-round man

46. You wear You are so beautiful, is it to set off me?

47. There is a lot of carbon dioxide here, have you polluted it?

48. Even beggars don’t want to pass by your door. ,real!

49. You are really a beauty, but your throat is a bit thick.

50. You are so black that no detergent can clean it. 2021 Hot Funny Sayings Some of the sentences that make you laugh so hard that you can’t stand upright from Daquan Doubi

1. Don’t ask me for relationship advice. I’m single and I suggest breaking up.

2. When will it be my turn to have sweet love?

3. I have to accept new blows with full energy every day.

4. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go.

5. After we break up, you treat me as a sacrifice and I treat you as your death, that’s it.

6. Only when there is a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are the descendant of the dragon.

7. If you want someone to never forget you, the best way is to borrow money from him and then not pay it back.

8. You look like the scene of a car accident.

9. Sometimes what we miss is not the love we once had, but the thinness we once had!

10. If I don’t look more handsome, how can I stand up to those who have a crush on me? ?

11. Fighting through hundreds of battles, just for you to look back and smile!

12. It’s windy outside, what’s the matter?

13. Wherever you fall, lie down there.

14. I have thick powder on my face, but a wanderer lives in my heart.

15. You toss and turn in sleep thinking about the person hugging someone else and falling asleep. Funny Talk

1. Because the triangle is fixed, the love triangle relationship is stable.

2. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between you using China Unicom and me using Mobile.

3. I have always had a question: What did the first person in the world do to cows who knew that milk was drinkable?

4. I’m sorry, I didn’t grow into what you like, didn’t develop the character you like, and didn’t make you feel excited.

5. My future husband will definitely be a road addict, otherwise why wouldn’t he have found me even now?

6. When you speak ill of me, can you please stop adding fuel and vinegar to it, thinking it’s just a stir-fry?

7. He can turn his white underpants into chrysanthemums when he farts.

8. Hey, who is that? I have never seen a child more innocent than Lunsu.

9. I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

10. Why did Chang'e rush to the moon == Hou Yi shot for nine days, even a god couldn't stand it.

11. Checking the time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how much longer you can sleep.

12. Regardless of whether the thin person says he has gained weight or lost weight, the fat person will think that the thin person is showing off.

13. What are the two small claws on the giraffe’s head? Some people actually say that it is a deer router and that the zoo’s WiFi relies on it!

14. If you want to fight, I will fight! I have thousands of live wire brains.

15. When Russia puts on her wedding dress. When I put on my cassock. This life is enough.

16. The mood of going to work is heavier than visiting the grave.

17. The sky is blue, the eyes are blurry, and the days without money are too long!

18. Doraemon said: Nobita, it’s not me you want, just the pocket.

19. You are not too handsome to be obvious, but you are too ugly!

20. The idiom "become famous instantly" actually describes female artists in ancient and modern times.

21. When you hear the school bell, you first take out your mobile phone, and then start the most boring thing in your life.

22. I have a little donkey. I ride it to dates. I am never surprised when others drive Ferraris.

23. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between Monday morning and Friday afternoon.

24. I am low-key because I will not be high-profile.

25. Since you can’t afford to drive a bicycle, then drive a bike!

26. Who do you want to be? Tell me when you want to marry. I will marry you.

27. A husband is like a dog on the roadside, whoever is capable can lead it away.

28. I can’t say that I am a horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.

29. The sun is shining in the sky, and the flowers are dying.

30. No longer become bad in silence, just become perverted in silence.

31. Whenever the school is being cleaned, he will say: "You have to treat the school as your home"! Whenever I'm late, I say: "You think school is your home"!

32. Heaven will let you die, God will let you disappear, and man will separate us.

33. Who says being short is bad? If you can, don't lower your head and talk to me.

34. If two people are together for a long time, it is also romantic to stare at each other.

35. I don’t like tidying up the room. They all call me the messy room hero.

36. It’s good to listen to English songs. I haven’t gotten tired of listening to them for half a year because I don’t understand them.

37. The little girl selling flowers pulled me and said, "Brother, buy flowers. You will know at a glance that you are a playboy."

38. If I throw you to Africa, you will never say that your girlfriend is evil again.

39. Those who deceive your feelings will make you hurt very quickly

40. Life is short. If you can slip away, it is a waste.

41. Spring is here, and some people are also showing signs of spring.

42. No one has died since ancient times. The bitch dies first and then I die.

43. Alas, you look so sorry. I really admire your courage to survive.

44. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become your last words.

45. The world is so big, why do you only take a scoop from me?

46. The world is so big, and I feel so lucky to know you.

47. "Happiness" means sleeping with a full stomach.

48. The success or failure of a person’s life depends on the memorial service.

49. I never dare to think about whether tomorrow will be better. I just want to be full for the next meal.

50. Come on, you are living like a will-o'-the-wisp, and you still try to illuminate others? 2021 Funny Talk Rankings Doubi’s exclusive funny talks are very interesting

1. Buddy, please give up, you are blocking my mobile phone signal.

2. If you don’t work hard now, you will be the bricks that put up other people’s walls in the future.

3. I really envy you who show off your affection in the circle of friends. After all, Peng Yuyan and I cannot be public

4. I finally ended my single life in the first half of the year and started the second half of the year.

5. I want the whole world to know that I am very low-key.

6. At our age, there is no longer such a thing as being biased. Everyone who comes is a guest.

7. People nowadays are all glamorous on the surface, but in fact you don’t know how much money she owes Huabei secretly.

8. Time is like cleavage. It will always be there if you squeeze it, but it will be gone as soon as you lie down.

9. Usually good-looking girls can get things done by acting coquettishly, but I usually rely on threats.

10. Oops, you are so busy and you still go to the toilet yourself?

11. Don’t blame God for being unfair to you. In fact, God has no idea who you are.

14. When someone sits next to me, I go over and slap you, crushing my invisible wings

15. Don’t think that if you are rich and handsome, your life will be smooth sailing and have no regrets. Daniel Wu is 41 years old this year and he still doesn’t have my WeChat account

16. I loved you yesterday, but I don’t love you anymore today. It depends on my mood tomorrow

17. I keep all my worries in my heart, no wonder I can’t lose weight.

18. Spring is never partial, she brings spring to everyone

19. How to pick up boys? How much is appropriate?

20 .your stupidity is always so creative.

21. Obviously I can rely on my reputation to make a living, but I have to work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming

22. When I was a child, I thought that everyone in the world liked me. When I grow up, Only then did I realize that it turned out to be the entire universe

23. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive!

24. There are some things that you can’t finish, so leave them for tomorrow. If you’re lucky, you won’t have to do them if you die tomorrow.

25. My child, you are too stupid to be resurrected!

26. My advantage is: I know my mistakes and can correct them. My shortcoming is: I never feel like I'm wrong.

27. You are not a person who is prone to obesity by drinking water and gaining weight. You are a person with a forgetful constitution who eats a lot of food and then turns around and forgets all about it, thinking that you only drank a few sips of water.

28. At our age, you must wear a safety helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise, you will be driving a BMW or Mercedes-Benz.