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Ask a joke about Nikon Canon.
One day, Nikon watered vegetables at home and pretended to be a grandson. Suddenly, he was shocked to hear that Canon was launched.
In the pavilion, Canon cooked wine with green plums and sat in. Two people are drinking wine and talking nonsense. Suddenly the sky changed color, and Canon and Nikon looked at the fence.
Jia Yue: "Kang An knows that dragons follow the clouds, tigers follow the wind, and real heroes appear in places where the situation changes suddenly. Let's talk about who is the real hero in today's digital camera industry. "
Kang said, "I have a braid in the country, and I don't know many people. Why talk nonsense about heroes? "
Jony J said, "I'm too modest, but it doesn't hurt to say it."
Kang said, "Sony is in Huainan, with plenty of soldiers and food, and Zeiss as a strong support. How can it be a hero?"
Jony J said, "The bones in the grave are all dead. Isn't it the money that several people in the family earn by buying TV sets? I use their CCD, and the noise control is much better than him. How dare he say. I will catch it sooner or later! "
Kang Yue said, "Binde, Hebei Province, is at four o'clock, and its third princess is a hero, because her astrology is amazing and she is good at helping her opponents."
Jia Yue said, "The adhesive is yellow in color, with low tolerance, and the lens of three religions and nine streams is mixed. A k 100D has supported my three generations of heroes in 300D, 350D and 400D. He is not so short of people, is he? Also a hero. "
Kang said, "There was a man named Ricoh, who was famous for many years."
Jia Yue said, "Ricoh has long been a poor name. Whoever likes to toss his image quality and image quality will play with him."
Kang Yue said, "There is another person who is warm-blooded, the spokesperson of Leica-Panasonic."
Jia Yue: "Is he still ashamed to fool people with Leica's name?"
Kang Yue: "Can Oba's 4-3 system be the best?"
Jia Yue said, "Oba camera is not the black-hearted money earned by the parent company from medical equipment. It has long starved to death and is a black sheep. "
Kang Yue: How about "Samsung, Fuji, Casio"?
Jia Yue said, "Korea Bonzi loves to talk nonsense and dares to sell things at the same price as me. He was poor and crazy in his last life; Fuji doesn't even have optical image stabilization, and there are as many purple edges, so it is not enterprising; I am not afraid of Kakashi, but also afraid of Casio? "
Kang said, "Who could it be?"
Jia said: "Today, there are only you, Lao Kang and Jia." Hahaha!
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