What are some good jokes to share?

1. invite beautiful women to eat hot pot in rainy days. After entering the store, the nearsighted lenses were all foggy, so I took them off.

I vaguely saw a mop head on the ground, in order to show my high quality in front of beautiful women.

He stamped his muddy soles on the mop.

that's not a mop, it's a long-haired dog lying on the ground!

I was chased half a block by that dog at a speed of 1 meters!

2. I was so tired that I fell asleep holding the pole on the bus (there were many people on the bus during the rush hour). When I arrived at the station, there was a person next to me who was about to get off the bus. At this moment, the driver came to a sudden stop and threw me into that seat. The person next to me muttered: This girl moves so fast! I didn't have the nerve to open my eyes, so I went back to sleep.

3. I was in a hurry to have lunch, and I rolled down the stairs. I was afraid that I wouldn't have food, so I got up and continued to run, fell down again, and finally limped to the canteen. People gave me the nickname "Invincible hot wheels"

4. I didn't know anything when I was in the first grade ~ I saw many girls tied a knot at the back of their necks ~ I was curious ~ I pulled the knot off the girl in the front row when I was in self-study class ~ Later I learned that it was a girl's sling ~ I will never forget the girl's expression when she looked back at me with her chest covered

5. Take the bus, with 1 yuan in her left hand and iPhone in her right hand. When I got on the bus and was about to coin in, my mobile phone rang. Then I magically put my right iPhone into the ticket box, and then calmly put a dollar in my left hand to my ear: Hello. . .

6. I wanted to drink soda that day, and hurried to the cold drink stand to say a bottle of soda. Unexpectedly, I saw the beer in front of me and said, "Boss, a bottle of fart water!" .........

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