A joke that amuses the object.

A first-grade female teacher was recently troubled by one of her students. The teacher asked, "What's the matter with you? The student replied, "I'm so smart. Grade one is too easy for me. I am smarter than my sister, but she is in grade three. I think I should also go to grade three! "The teacher has had enough of him. So she took the students to the principal's office. She explained the situation of the students to the headmaster. The headmaster suggested giving the students a test. If he answers any questions wrong, he should stay in the first grade. The teacher agreed. The student was called into the office, and the teacher explained to him what the headmaster meant, and the student agreed. Principal: "What is 3 times 3? Student: 9 Principal: What is 6 times 6? Student: "36" In this way, the headmaster asked a lot of questions in the third grade, and all the students answered correctly. So the principal said to the student's teacher, "I think he can go to class in the third grade." The student's teacher said, "Let me ask him some questions. Both the principal and the students agreed. Teacher: "What Dongdong Niu has four and I only have two? "? Student: Legs. Teacher: What's in your pants but not in mine? The headmaster was surprised at the questions raised by the intern teacher. Why did she ask these questions? The headmaster thought. ) student: "pocket. Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, with a lot of hair, an oval shape and an intoxicating milky liquid?"? The headmaster's eyes opened wide, trying to stop the teacher from asking more questions. The student replied, "Coconut. Teacher: What is red and hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? Student: bubble gum. Teacher: What does a man with three legs do when standing, what does a woman do when sitting, and what does a dog do? Student: Shake hands. The teacher thought for a moment and said, "Now, may I ask you some questions about' Guess what I am'? Student: OK! " Teacher: "You stuck a stick in me, propped me up, and propped me up again. I was soaked to the skin before that. Student: Tent. Teacher: Fingers will get into me. You will play with me when you are unhappy. The best man will have me forever. Student: Wedding ring. Teacher: A lot of things have entered me. When I feel uncomfortable, I will drip. When you blow me, you will feel very comfortable. Student: Nose. Teacher: I have a hard pole. My head can be stuck in something else. Then, that thing will tremble all over. Student: Arrow. Teacher: "what word starts with f and ends with k, which has exciting meaning?" Student: Fire engine. When the teacher's question was finally finished, the headmaster breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Let the students go to the fifth grade. I answered all the ten questions you just asked wrong. " 」……