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Begging for abusive writing, abusing the heart, abusing the male master, modern, short stories, and prose types are ok, and the more abusive, the more points, 20 to 70.
1. The ceremony is like a dream (let me think), both sad and cruel. . .
I believe I don't need to write any recommendation for this article. . . It can almost be regarded as the leader of modern literature in recent years. . . Damn it. . . A bandit is a stepmother. . .
2. The third way of love (walking freely) is sad and cruel. . .
It's really a classic modern prose, and I like the author's narrative style very much. Obviously very sad, but not so hysterical, but indifferent narrative can arouse people's tender feelings. . .
Classic sentence:
"There are only two kinds of romantic love in the world. One is the love in TV series, no matter how disgusting it is, it can make you cry. The other is the love you are experiencing. Even if the other person is a pig, you can stay up all night in pain. But you must know that others will only secretly laugh at you as a fool when they see that you are suffering for love. No one sympathizes with you, and no one blesses you. Everyone just stands by and watches the drama, including the man who doesn't love you. "
"But now I know that there is a third way of love. Everyone knows this kind of love, everyone is moved, everyone keeps his mouth shut, and everyone is secretive. It is an undercurrent river, full of sediment. If you are unlucky, you'd better stay away. You can't escape, be wrapped, rolled up, and sink into unforgettable sweetness and pain. Then I can only wish you a positive result, although I know it is difficult because I didn't do it. "
3. Evergreen (surehere) is in Gao Qian, and the ending can be said to be Heba. . .
Surehere Lord has always loved Xiaoxue ~ ~ ~ Seeing Evergreen again, he still cried. . .
Post a few words of light snow love:
It's wonderful to hug. Two people are very close, but they can't see each other's faces.
I have loved you since I was 1 1. When I see you, I always feel that I will stop breathing in the next second. But I didn't know you until now. I don't know what you like to eat, what color you like, where your hometown is and what relatives you have. I don't even know when you began to love me. For a long time, loving you has become a habit, so I don't have to think about it, as long as I know I like it when I see you. What about you? Do you know me? You know what I like to eat? What color do you like? What gems do you like? You know, I have always loved you since I met you. My mother often says that I am too lazy to do things, and I have a lazy muscle. I think it's time to pull it out. I am very tired, very tired, and I want to change. I don't know if our relationship is together now. If so, let's break up.
4 suddenly look back (the bright moon shines elsewhere) affectionate man! I think the biggest highlight of this article is. . . Men are so affectionate! ! !
This is an excerpt from what a man said to a woman:
"I thought you wouldn't come back. Come to your office. Although I can't see you, it would be nice if I could feel your breath. "
"In front of you, I feel like a teenager in Seeds of Love. I can see you reading and drinking your tea. Sitting on the desk and chair you have sat on will also make you feel extremely happy. I can buy you a breakfast. I feel extremely satisfied when I see your smile, but it is such a simple thing, but now it is so difficult for me. "
5. Wu Xiaowu's poison series: Who is whose poison \ medicine, should I say I love you, or should I just forget it?
Sometimes what we pursue is not the result, but the process, and we enjoy the process. When we got the result we always wanted, we found ourselves wrong. The original good memories can only stay in the past, then we may understand that the person who has been silently supporting and accompanying us is what we want.
6. If love continues (the thorn in Pisces' heart) and it starts to be a little abusive, but it ends, it is still a very warm article on the whole.
At the age of twenty, Qin Shu leaned in his arms and said with a smile, "In the future, I will engage in a career that can make others' love happier, because my happiness is full!" Qin Shu, 22, was holding an offer letter from the Portman Ritz-Carlton in one hand and a certificate as a "wedding planner" in the other, and her tears fell quietly. At the age of 25, Qin Shu looked at him in a trance. "How can I repay my happiness? "
7. Sudden love (green butterfly) is cruel to the heart. . . The writing style of the green butterfly has always been my favorite type, very delicate and well portrayed.
Strong woman, infatuated man. . .
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It seems that many things are predestined. Ginkgo biloba is an ancient tree that has survived for thousands of years. Ginkgo biloba leaves are like a beautiful and pure heart. The prayer under ginkgo biloba is an eternal prayer and an unforgettable love. Love under ginkgo biloba is really hard to forget ... "At that moment, it has become my heart. ...
8. Praise four amorous feelings (happy) Gao Qian and call names. . .
The articles of Xida University are particularly different, not only abusing the body, but also abusing the heart. . . Most of this article is about high school life.
Hehe, it may be a bit awesome. . . April is also locked. . .
Post some copies:
Since God has made my relationship with Han Xian crooked, we should simply make it crooked. He and I didn't develop pure first love like boys and girls now, but insisted on fixing ourselves on "dog men and women" So I tacitly played the game of "cheating" with him, and the more I played, the more crooked I became.
......
"Bell-"Just as his hand moved to the last button and his burning lips were about to burn my whole body, the harsh bell broke the enchanting barrier. I suddenly woke up from the whirlpool of passion, pushed him away and quickly tightened the front of my coat. "oh! Class! " "This-this-what the fuck! Baosi! I-"Han Xianhong face shouted. I know his whole body is burning with desire. It must be uncomfortable, but-not now! !
9. Why are light blue and light red (the king is in the water) childhood friends?
In the childhood love story, the man's persistence and waiting are touching, but his attitude is not humble. The woman's confusion and inner feelings are irritating and funny elsewhere. Fortunately, whenever he turns around, there is always someone waiting.
10. Year, month and day (peace of mind)
If I had to choose again-until now, I still don't know if I can go back in time. When I opened my mailbox and saw a letter from a strange address on that Sunday afternoon four years ago, I would not hesitate to click "Open Reading".
If I hadn't opened that email that day, would my world be different today?
Perhaps, a certain year, a certain day in a certain month, or today, may be a turning point in your life.
Everyone in your life may be the most important person in your life. Because, by chance, it may change your life. This is not just about love?
1 1. Don't say anything (declare) to abuse your body and mind. . . Carefully enter the article that publishes the impression. . . Just one word. . . Abuse. . . A precocious girl, a sad fate. . .
12. Liangsheng, can we not be sad about desperate love (Le Xiaomi)? . .
Liang Sheng and Jiang Sheng are half brothers and sisters. The poor family and the pressure of survival made her sister Jiang Sheng completely rely on and trust her brother Liang Sheng, and unconsciously fell into an emotional whirlpool that violated ethics. In the face of such love, the author's brushwork is so beautiful and indifferent, with self-mockery and despair, even Jiang Sheng thinks his feelings are the best jokes in the world. ...
This is the love that everyone in the world longs for, pure and without regrets, spotless. The author's heartbreaking words create a gorgeous despair, which makes people linger. There are no vulgar love words, no sensational descriptions, only mixed feelings of shock and endless helplessness.
13. "Forbidden hopeless love" agent (Miao Juan) To be honest, this article is not the most abusive, but I think it is the most special one in modern literature I saw last year.
The translator believes that everyone has read this article, written by the author, which is indeed more mature than the translator. . .
At first, it was dull. . . However, there are many changes in the future. . . Indeed, let us see a different love and a different world.
14. Turn around, I don't love you (Ai Mengxiao)
She opened her eyes wide and said angrily, turn around and I won't love you.
He was expressionless, but pulled her sleeve: then I'll try not to let you look back.
He looked at her back and smiled faintly. If you turn around, you will find that I have been standing here waiting for you.
I hope that when I turn around, there is also that figure waiting for me.
15. No more love (tea Zen blindly) Modern crossing (What)
Through modern crossing, the author became a talented girl, and changed 200,000 into 6.5438+million in one month. . . Although the writing is a bit exaggerated, but, smart female host, affectionate male host. . .
16. Half is honey and half is injury (Gao Qian)
Typical Gao Qian language, coupled with investment banking background, is sought after by many people ~
Well, that guy in there, Yuan Shuai, is my type ~
Copywriter: Just because I smiled doesn't mean I didn't cry;
Just because I leave doesn't mean I don't want to stay;
Just because I'm strong doesn't mean I don't need to rely on it;
Just because I forgot doesn't mean we don't love each other.
Flowers, once opened, so I smile;
The wind has passed, so I left;
Heart, once moved, so learn to be strong;
I, once loved,
But I'm not coming back.
17. In the name of rose (modern language, maybe it can be regarded as Gao Qian language).
I really like the heroine in it. . . . . . . .
The name is vulgar and the copy is not good. . . However, it's really a good article ~
Plain language tells the story of ups and downs, and the author is very powerful.
Excerpt: She and Fang Jun, a match made in heaven, have long been integrated.
They love each other, understand each other, then let go and spend the rest of their lives calmly and rationally.
Maybe outsiders think it is not perfect, but love is eternal. She knows, and so does he.
18. I'm always at home (childhood friends, warmth), childhood friends, warmth. Send high-scoring works.
At the age of five, Xu Zi vowed not to contact Cheng Zi in his later years.
It happened that two people went to the same primary school, the same class and the same table.
When he got to middle school, Xu Zi was glad that he finally got rid of the devil, and he could rest easy from now on. But during this period, God dozed off, and Xu Zi and Cheng Zi met again.
Standing by the unnamed lake, Cheng Zizhi said to Xu Zizai, "I love you!" When Xu Zi turned to leave, God, was this a mistake? Or did Cheng Zizhi have a fever today?
19. Good days to stay (him)
In this dark night, he held her, breathing gradually from light to heavy, slender arms loosened, and then slowly tightened. Even if he struggled repeatedly, there was nothing he could do.
The person in my arms is right in front of me ... it seems closer than at any time in these years.
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20. After depravity (a woman and a man abuse their bodies and minds, be careful)
Copywriting is no longer posted and abused. There is a woman and a man, and the faction has been locked. . . Don't tell anyone you see. . . That's it. . .
Be careful. . .
2 1. If we only meet for the first time in our lives (plum blossoms and yellow rain)
I knew it would be fruitless. Yes, she knew it already. She was always calm and self-possessed, but she met him. If it's just the first encounter in life, she is her and he is him. . .
22. Sang Bu Zhi (Golden Buddha) praised campus writing, which was warm and pure.
Maybe it's a long time since I read such a pure and warm article. Anyway, I was reading the whole book on my mobile phone all night last night. . .
He is also a super affectionate man and a plain woman, but the language of the article is relaxed and humorous, and the overall tone is warm and full of scheming.
I feel sad and jealous every time I see a girl calling with bare affection. . .
"Girl, you're right, there are a lot of things have changed. You used to like sitting in a pile of books for a day, but now that's not what you want to do. But I like both of you. I used to think I would play games or just be a hacker, but now I don't do that. But I liked you then; I still like you now. I like you no matter what. Even if many things have changed, I like you, and this will never change. "
Naked confession ~ ~ ~
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23. Twilight (Fan Xing) is warm ~
An old article was accidentally turned over and reread. Well, it's warm, and it's Fan Xing's style. . . Funny but not white, watch too much abuse, just change your style ~
24. Xiang Han (let me think) abused his power. . .
New book of Banda University. . . It feels a bit like a split brocade. . . Not much to say. . . Go and have a look. . . Prepare paper towels
25. The first half of I'd better never meet you+the second half of Fortunately, I met you again (starlight at night) is a warm essay.
Falling from the happiest cloud in an instant .....
Kay, my Kay
You forget me, will we meet again?
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26. A mahogany comb (insect sound) is a little abuse, why?
The plot is a bit bloody, starting to adopt mistresses. . . However, the female host's personality is my favorite type, and the author's narrative ability is also 8 mistakes. It's a very realistic article, and it's still worth reading on the whole.
27. Love is a late bloomer (Jin Lingxue), abusing the heart and him.
The seemingly dull opening, the scar is slowly being uncovered. This is the abuse of this article. . .
I cried when I saw this:
Xue Kui, look at me. Look me in the eye. Maybe you will be in a more dangerous and terrible situation in the future. People around you will become strange and unreliable overnight, and you will be helpless and at a loss. Maybe even Zhuo Zhengyang can't help you. Think about the courage you showed today. Don't hurt yourself. Don't run away, face it bravely. Fierce resistance hurt you once, and I don't want you to get hurt again. Always know how to protect yourself, you know.
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