Experts, help me think about the jokes about tanks. Thank you.

There are two countries at war, which are inextricably linked, and both sides consume a lot. One of them was an emergency conscription, and a farmer was unfortunately drafted into the army. When the first mate fired the gun, it happened to be given to the farmer. The first mate conveniently gave the farmer a broom and told him that during the war, you pointed the broom at the enemy and kept shouting: bang, bang, I'll kill you, and you will do the rest.

The next day, the farmer went to war. He was lying in the trench, holding a broom all the time, shouting: bang, bang, I'll kill you. As a result, the enemy he aimed at was really hit by a stray bullet.

As the fighting continued, the peasants' comrades became fewer and fewer, and almost all of them were killed. At this moment, the farmer found a burly enemy coming at him. The farmer looked at him a few times, but to no avail. The enemy kept coming and threw the peasants to the ground. The farmer was frightened. At this time, he heard the enemy mutter: boom, boom, the tank killed you.