Wu Zongxian's 35 funny lines

1 Brother Xian: You have 10 second. Please list the things that come once a month! (Asked about the embarrassed smile of the female artist) Brother Xian: Water and electricity bills, telephone bills, bank bills … Brother Xian: It's because I'm lonely at night. Brother Xian: Please hold out your chest! (To Brother Xian, female artist: Ah, you don't have to stand up without breasts (to Aya) 7 Brother Xian: For the first time, I learned to play the piano reluctantly! Brother Xian: You want people not to be spicy, unless they are not spicy in the end, they are spicy to the highest point and spicy to the heart. It depends on whether you are hot or I am hot! (The word spicy can also be changed into other words) 9 Xian Ge: A strong woman in business doesn't know how to die, and hates prostitutes who don't know about extramarital affairs 10 Xian Ge: Next, everyone must think that I am interviewing the next guest, wrong ~ I want to interview our guitarist.

This is the essence of our program, so that you will never think of what we are going to do (walking next to the guitarist). Now I'm standing next to the guitarist (turning to the drummer), so please ask the drummer to tell me what he thinks ~ ~ but we won't re~~ (and then walk away) 1 1 Brother Xian: Please use this idiom to make sentences! Let me build one first. Neighbor Lao Wang's family has a plaque with four big characters written on it. 12 xian ge: people say that people with big breasts have no brains, and people with big brains have no brains ~ ~ (comforting Aya for half a day) 13 xian ge: Don't look at Kangkang as a mixed-race child. He comes from another planet ... 14 Brother Xian: I tell you, he/she is the best in our world. Come on,

(Almost everyone who is not familiar with the basics uses this trick) 15 said to Aya, "What's the matter with you? Is it because of peeking at boys' shit? ! "16 performed a sitcom Mulan, and Mulan took off her coat to prove her daughter's identity. Brother Xian shouted, "Wow! ! What big two thumbtacks! "17 Xiandi: Our next guest is the pride of China men. Let's give a hand to Mr. Kukukiki! ~ 18 Brother Xian: Why is it so hot? V ***: Because men don't look good without them. Brother Xian: Yes, why don't men look good when they take them off? 19 Brother Xian: There are five beauties in Chinese mainland: the first-class beauties travel across the ocean, the second-class beauties are deep pearls, and the third-class beauties stay at the fourth-class beauties' homes in Shanghai and wait for the fifth-class beauties to be sent to reform-through-labor camps. Brother Xian: Sexual apathy, cold sensibility and little cold sensibility: strong J makes strong J makes strong J makes strong J! (pointing to him) 2 1 Aya is really unprecedented, (unprecedented, no one will come after! ) 22 (taking part in the answer, Brother Xian intends to help the beautiful female guests, and other guests complain) Brother Xian: Don't be jealous just because people are beautiful. There are also ugly ones who have not answered anything. (turning to Aya) Right, Aya? Brother Xian: "Speaking of our Lan Xinmei, it's amazing, but she's the champion of our Taiwan Province" (Lan Xinmei snickers) Brother Xian: "After the photo shoot" 24 (when PL players say he is still single) Brother Xian: Well, my brother has just been at home recently. I wonder if he has time to have a cup of tea together? 25 (In a certain issue about the topic of bus pervert, some players said that they had been touched but didn't shout; Brother Xian: You can't indulge the bad guys. If you want to learn from Aya, you should immediately shout' Cool, Cool'. Brother Xian: Women are not drunk, men have no chance, men and women are not drunk, women don't tip, and no one sleeps in the restaurant. Brother Xian: Listen, there is an echo ~ 28 (a female player is too old to wear underwear). It seems that someone is staring at me. I have that thing around my waist. -This is a belt. Brother Xian: These underwear are comfortable, and so are the people watching them. Aya: Me too.