A complete collection of earthy love stories suitable for 52 confessions (68 articles)

First, the ancient road is thin and thin, and the sun is setting, and the heartbroken person is waiting for your call!

second, you are guilty. ”“？” "You not only broke into my heart, but also stole my heart.

third, do you know what I like to eat? I like to stare at you

fourth, please keep your mouth shut, I will kiss it at any time

fifth, my dog likes you.

6. Life is short and sweet when I meet you

7. What is the name of a door made of wood? What is the name of a door made of iron? Then our door to happiness calls us

8. Do you smell something burning? No! I love your heart is burning!

9. Will you shut up? " "I didn't speak." "Then why am I full of your voice?

X. I ask you why the world is sour and sweet. Why? When I look at you, it's sweet, but when I miss you, it's sour

XI. When are you free to marry me when you are busy?

12th, secretly ask the holy monk if my daughter is beautiful

13th, can you help me wash my things later? " "Sure, what to wash?" "Like me.

14. "Excuse me, classmate, how do you do this problem?" "Sorry, I can't" "Oh, you can't. Let me tell you something."

15. "Can you imitate a woodpecker?" "How to imitate it?"

16. Please mind your mouth. Why is it because I will kiss it at any time? 17. I'm home. No, no place is home without you.

18. I would have been anxious with you if I hadn't been afraid of scaring you.

19. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

2. "May I ask you the way?" "To get there?" "To your heart!"

twenty-one, if you were a cactus, I would bear all the pain to hold you.

twenty-two, I really want to fight with you, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed

twenty-three, whether to eat seafood or barbecue first, consider you first

twenty-four, when you are here, two years is like two days. When you were away, two days seemed like two years.

25. I think you approached me just to hurt me, which made me like you very much.

I regret knowing you. You made me feel the pain when you were not with me.

Twenty-seven, you are getting fat again. It's good that I like you more.

Twenty-eight, do you believe in love at first sight? Why don't I pass by you again?

I would like to spend every minute of my life with you if I can.

3. I'll tell you a story. It's very long, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.

31. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

32. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

thirty-three, "I like you very much, today is a little more than yesterday, and tomorrow is a little more than today"

thirty-four, I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people

35, ordinary people, you don't want to taste the fairy.

36, I'm a little afraid of you. Afraid you'll steal my heart.

the question about you is a matter of life and death to me.

38. Do you like strawberries? I like it! Then let's plant strawberries!

39. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

Forty, male: Do you have fifty cents? Female: Yes, male: I have fifty cents, too. Let's make it together.

Forty-one, "Next time I see you, I must close my eyes immediately", "Why" and "Put you in my eyes and never open them again"

Forty-two, "I find you look like a person", "Who" and "My future girlfriend"

44. M: Let's talk about barmaid: About what? Man: falling in love

45. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.

forty-six, "I like someone." "She must be beautiful." "You are too narcissistic."

forty-seven, your lip shape is very beautiful, suitable for saying that you love me and more suitable for kissing me

forty-eight, have you seen your heart beating? So you know how I feel about you? Heartbeat.

Forty-nine, "Why did you find my short girlfriend when you were so tall?" "in this case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me."

5. kiss the wind around you more, maybe it will blow on my face one day.

51. Man: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me your phone number. Woman: Male: Say, what's your phone number?

52. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

fifty-three, I think you are a little strange and cute today.

fifty-four, guess what my blood type is. You are my ideal type.

fifty-five, there is something on your face. What is it? Kind of beautiful.

56. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

57. I have liked you for more than two minutes, and I can't withdraw it.

58. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, do you want to have one? If so, do you want to change one? If not, do you mind one more?

fifty-nine, I don't want you to think about it at half past one.

sixty, after so long, when I see your name, there will still be a moment when I feel that the world is still.

sixty-one, I'm looking for a letter. What should I believe in your WeChat?

Sixty-two, there is a rumor recently that I like you. I want to clarify that it's not a rumor.

Sixty-three, where are you at home now? You are in my mind now.

Sixty-four, I will never like people like you. ”“？” "I will only love you.

sixty-five, I have gained weight recently, and it's all your fault. " "Why?" "Because you are so sweet.

66. Kiss me if you don't understand anything.

67. Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once.

sixty-eight, I miss how much you miss the sound of a plane taking off, which is suitable for confession.

1. You are my favorite hello, the last reluctant goodbye.

2. It's hard to say that I will love you forever, but I have to let you know that I love you the most at this moment and I am willing to indulge in it all the time.

3. I met you and came to glad you came.

4. My little girl is incompetent and can't talk and laugh with her husband. All the love is in a good night.

5. One day, the washing machine at home is mixed with my shirt and your pajamas, and you will lose your temper at me while eating my cooked breakfast. My razor and your cosmetics have been tossed by the dog, and we have forgotten the heroic words of our youth. We just want to sleep at night, pillow my arm and wake up in the morning to listen to your breathing.

6. I like you too little, and these three words are too irresponsible. I can only say: Love you.

7. I have a cat, and if you have me, you have a cat.

8. I just want to have you, and I don't want to leave your sight for a moment.

9. When I miss you, I become a poet.

1. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I walk around you?

11. There are three times in my life when my heart beats fastest, when I step down the stairs, when I am suddenly asked by the teacher, and when you smile at me.

12. If I miss you too, I will walk ten miles, climb five mountains and wade two rivers to hug you.

13. Stay, or I will go with you.

14. I am happy for many days when you smile, and I remember your words for many years.

15. The stars are bright tonight, but I know you are not looking up. Come to think of it, this is really the loss of the stars.

16. Please always remember that you are my real identity.

17. I like you, past tense, present tense and future tense.

18. Your letters are so official that you don't even miss me.

19. It was just a glimpse, and I met your eyebrows by mistake. This joy is enough for me to like for many years.

2. Remember your identity, you are my sweetheart.

21. You are mine, and no one can take you away from me.

22. when you, my lover, on a bamboo horse, came trotting in circles and throwing green plums. Dear, thank you for waiting.

23. I don't look at the moon or miss you, so the moon and you are in the dark.

24. Love at first sight is too superficial, love over time is too pale, others are flirting, and I only peek at you.

25. I have a coin. I throw it on the front and I confess it on the back, so I'll turn it over.

26. It will look good to hang our washed white shirts together in the future.

27. They are all passers-by around me, and you are the one I want to keep.

28. As long as I think of your appearance, plum blossoms will bloom in Nanshan.

29. My little girl is incompetent and wants to borrow her husband's life to talk.

31. I want to turn into a pool of spring water and melt under you.

32. Let's get into the same university and feel the spring, summer, autumn and winter together.

33. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be my husband's wife.

34. Just after buying a house, say to the other party, daughter-in-law, we have a home. I'm sorry I have a home, but I have lost you.

35. I am in good health. I can carry rice bags and gas tanks, but I can't help thinking about you.

36. She said there was a cut in her hand, and asked me to cut it too, so that we would be husband and wife.

37. I miss you once a day, and a grain of sand falls from the sky, thus forming the Sahara.

38. Eating chocolate can make people feel better, but I don't have chocolate now, so I want to kiss you, because my lipstick is chocolate.

39. This is Sichuan dialect, this is Northeast dialect, and this is Hebei dialect, and you are the love story of my life.

4. The so-called two people a day, three meals and four seasons, chestnuts in the east and mangoes in the summer; And you, have me all the year round.

41. I'm taking a shit and I don't have any paper. I'll bring it to you right away.

42. I undressed to take a bath, but somehow I remembered you. When I recovered, the bathtub was full.

43. just holding hands, I will be hard.

44. I once boasted that I was a mediocre person. When I saw a mountain, it was a mountain, and when I saw a river, it was a river. Since I met you, the mountains have become affectionate and the tides have begun to surge.

45. When we retire, I will take you on a trip.

46. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the Hami, I am the melon, you are the toothpaste, I am the brush, and if you don't love me, I commit suicide.

47. I want to hold my husband's hand and be touched by him. A complete collection of earthy love stories, a summary of earthy love stories

Here comes the summary of earthy love stories ~ You can try to tell male tickets and female tickets how they react when you see how they are pulled. Sweet love needs earthy love stories.

A Complete Collection of Earthy Love Stories:

-1-

I am in good health. I can carry rice bags and gas tanks

but I can't help thinking about you

-2-

Do you know any plastic surgery hospitals that are better?

I want to give you my whole heart

-3-

Do you know? We both went too far.

How?

You are too beautiful and I am too crazy.

-4-

I drink sugar-free. Do you know what sugar is suitable for you? Slight sugar? No, it's my chest

-5-

I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how can I always miss you ~!

-6-

The firecrackers rang again on the 3th night, but I didn't think as much as you did.

-7-

I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do. What? Won't leave you.

-8-

If people have tails, it's a little embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail.

-9-

You must have hung up. Otherwise, how could you be a perfect score in my heart?

-1-

My hand was cut, so go and cut it, too, so we will be a couple.

-11-

Time is the medium, and youth is the employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

-12-

Guess where my heart is?

left?

wrong, which side are you on?

-13-

I always drink sugar-free. Do you know what kind of sugar is suitable for you?

Slight sugar bar

No, it's my chest

-14-

There's a rumor recently that I like you

I want to clarify

That's not a rumor

-15-

Guess what constellation I am

Gemini?

Wrong, I made it for you.

-16-

Did there just be an earthquake?

No.

Then why did I see you and my heart was shocked?

-17-

Do you know what my shortcomings are?

It's a disadvantage. You

-18-

Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?

Your Forever

-19-

Are you nearsighted? Not nearsighted. Then why can't you see that I like you?

-2-

Why are you so overbearing?

What?

You dominate my whole heart

-21-

Do you know what day it was yesterday?

what day?

it's the day when I love you

-22-

I love you, and I love you.