Chinese football jokes?

1. The overall performance of the Chinese football team:

The offense basically relies on walking;

The passing basically relies on looking;

Stop the ball Basically relying on hands;

Basically relying on shouting to pass;

Basically relying on hugs to defend;

Basically no shooting;

The goalkeeper was scared. Shake;

They are just a bunch of crazy dogs.

2. International football comparison:

1. Stop the ball

The defender who stops the ball 10 mm below his feet is a Brazilian player.

The defender who stopped the ball 10 centimeters below his feet is a Spanish player.

The defender who stopped the ball 10 decimeters under his feet is a German player.

The defender who stopped the ball 100 meters below his feet and shot it, forcing the opponent's goalkeeper to make a save, is a Chinese player.

2. Passing

A player who can make an accurate long pass from 50 meters away and find his teammates on the field is a British player.

A player who can make a delicate one-two within 5 meters is an Argentine player.

A player who can make short passes within 5 meters and play one-two with defenders and forwards 50 meters apart is a Chinese player.

3. Style of play

Players who can applaud the referee are European players.

The players who can swear at the referee are South American players.

The players who can spit at and chase the referee are Chinese players.

4. Cycling

The player who can pedal 8 bicycles in a row and get a penalty kick is a Brazilian player.

The player who can ride three bicycles in a row and break into the penalty area to assist is a Portuguese player.

The player who can step on half a bicycle and break himself into fractures is a Chinese player.

5. Physical fitness

The players who can run for 90 minutes without changing their expression are Korean players.

A player who can run for 90 minutes without panting is a European player.

The players who can run for 90 minutes and sweat profusely are South American players.

The player who can walk for 90 minutes and collapse to the ground with cramps is a Chinese player.

6. Attitude

After the Bahrain players finish playing football, those who should go to work go to work, and those who should feed their children feed their children. Football is their side job.

After the Iraqi players finish playing football, those who should use AK will use AK, and those who should use air-raid shelters will use air-raid shelters. Football is their sideline.

After Chinese players play football, they pick up girls when they should, and take drugs when they should. Football is their side job...

7. Others

Cherish life, Stay away from Chinese football...

The Chinese men's football team should endorse condoms, no matter how hard they ejaculate...

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