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A collection of jokes about responsibility
But it is said that in the third third of the Han Dynasty, the three families of Wei, Shu and Wu were conquered by each other. The wars continued and the people were in dire straits. On the day of the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the three families discussed their rights and stopped fighting for one day. The three families gathered in Chang'an to celebrate the festival together.
On this day, Cao Mengde went out late just because he played mahjong all night yesterday. Seeing that the time was wrong, Meng De ordered the driver to hurry up without any delay.
Gai Mengde is the prime minister and has a body of ten thousand gold. If something goes wrong, who can afford it? Therefore, the driver did not dare to speed up. Meng De said angrily: "I, the Prime Minister of the Han Dynasty, how dare you, a little coachman, to resist my order?"
The coachman's face turned pale, he got off the car and knelt on the ground, saying: "It is not a villain who disobeys me." Prime Minister, the Prime Minister has decreed that the speed of driving in busy cities must not exceed three miles per hour."
Meng De was speechless and said angrily: "MMD, it's all Cheng Yu's fault. He made it up to me. What kind of law!"
The coachman did not dare to answer.
Meng Defu said: "You can sit in the back of the car, and I will drive on the road myself to see who dares to stop me."
The driver was shocked, but the Prime Minister ordered It couldn't be violated, so he sat in the back of the car trembling with fear.
Meng De whipped his horse and galloped all the way. The speed was more than three miles? When they arrived at the city gate, the city guards saw the prime minister driving his car. Who dared to stop him? Mengde then ran out of the city.
Seeing this, the captain of the city guard rushed over and shouted angrily: "The Prime Minister has clearly stated that driving in the downtown area must not go faster than three miles. Who dares to run like this? What about you?" "It's not enough to stop him."
The soldiers sighed and said, "We wouldn't dare to stop him, because I don't know who is sitting on the carriage, but the Prime Minister himself is his driver."
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