There will be a party next week, and we need a dozen hot jokes and cold jokes to entertain us. Please do me a favor. Requirements: not disgusting, not yellow. thank you

"Rat poison"

"Mom, is our mouse sick?"

In the evening, my daughter pestered her father to tell stories. Dad asked; "Do you want to hear a long story or a short story?"

"It's a long story"

"Once upon a time there was a fly, buzzing, buzzing, buzzing ..."

The daughter is busy saying; "I want to listen to short stories!"

Dad said; "pa! Dead! "

3 "God, I can't pull any more!" The mother complained to her 4-year-old son, "Your brother cries all day, and I simply don't know what to do!"

"Mom, didn't you ask the hospital for instructions when you accepted him? ! "

A woman bought a boat without telling her husband. After the husband found out, the wife said; "I allow you to name the boat, even if I apologize to you!"

The next day, the wife found that the name given by her husband was on the bow: this boat is for sale!

Can you give points for typing so many words?