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How to wake up my girlfriend every day by SMS? Please ask an expert to edit ten humorous wake-up messages containing love. I will give you more than 3 points.
Hey, the posture is wrong, get up and go back to sleep ...
Dear China mobile users, you have successfully customized the early morning alarm clock service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. Please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up"
Wife, I want to ... You get up and the sun shines on pp
Lazy pig! The meal is OK, get up missy!
It's dawn, wake the pig up, the breeder comes to see the pig, and the pig is still in bed!
I'll call you pig sister when I can still sleep after seeing my message, and I'll call you my wife when I get up without smiling.
My ex-girlfriend invited me to play, will you join me? Haha
Look under your bed, there are mice. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No (try to make the line spacing longer)
or you can have three earthquakes like this
1) Go pee soon.
2) It seems that a stranger is spying on you.
3) You forgot to take your key in the door.
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