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Notes on the Living Customs of New Zealand Immigrants

Life in New Zealand is rich and colorful. What's interesting about the life customs in New Zealand? Come with me to learn about New Zealand immigrants! The following is the relevant information I have compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

Stress (stress)

As an immigrant country, all ethnic groups have their own different accents. When China people first came, it was really difficult to adapt. What's more, New Zealanders themselves have a very? Heavy? My accent, especially the old kiwi fruit, always feels flat when I speak, as if I were talking with my throat.

It is worth noting that New Zealanders usually put? Me? Pronunciation is? e? Not letting go? 6? Listen? Sex? Ah, otherwise there will be a real mistake? International joke? Los Angeles.

Beer (beer)

New Zealanders love pleasure and are very addicted to alcohol. On average, each person drinks 1 10 liter of beer every year. When it comes to weekend parties, young people will binge, but they must have an ID to buy wine. This is very good in New Zealand. It is really important to strictly abide by the law and prevent minors from drinking.

Condom (condom)

Westerners have always been very open about sex. Remember when I came home from a university garden party and found it in my freshman bag? Condoms? I was drowned in the darkness. When I came to my senses, I found that there were still many sex education counseling manuals in my bag. What else? Safe sex? Advertising list. Sweating? Anyway, theirs? Safety awareness? It is still very high. School health stations also provide free condoms.

Kiwifruit (Kiwifruit)

Kiwi, real name? Kiwi? , native to China. A few years later, you became New Zealand? Guoguo? . Li Shizhen's Compendium of Materia Medica records that kiwifruit has the effects of relieving summer heat and quenching thirst and helping digestion; Big S also said that its whitening effect is first-class! If you catch up with the kiwifruit season, Park n Save only sells for $0.99/kg!

Kiwi is more convenient than orange? Enjoy? . Keeping fruits and vegetables healthy is the mainstream consciousness of health in 2 1 century. It is cheap, low in calories and rich in nutrition. How could OLs not want to move them home?

Latte (tea time) (Latte)

Influenced by British customs, New Zealanders have developed? Six cups of tea a day? The habit of. According to the observation of Xiaoyu for six years, people who really drink tea are generally parents-in-law. Young people prefer coffee. Latte is the most popular one. A-dove is also a coffee maniac. She writes private affairs (the boss can't see it ~), and my colleagues in the office are also petty bourgeoisie youths. How about having a drink this afternoon? Latte? Are you greedy? Why don't you go out for a drink?

Mud (volcanic mud)

Legend has it that Queen Yan, the ancestor of beauty, likes to use the mud of the Dead Sea very much and will not hesitate to wage war to capture the Dead Sea. And now you advocate it? Natural? Beauty, Aloe Vera, Rose, Bee, Dead Sea Mud, volcanic mud. ? People know how to extract the essence of nature more and more. Volcanic mud blessed by New Zealand is mud ejected from the center of the earth after volcanic eruption, which contains many trace elements that are not found on the earth's surface, and has unexpected effects on beautifying the skin, such as removing spots and making the skin delicate.

No (no)

For some ethnic groups, for example? No? Things that are difficult in time often end with the task you least want to do; In new Zealand, you must learn to express yourself clearly? what's up And then what? No? But it doesn't hurt to say it. When you can't say it? No? When, it will lose credibility; On the contrary, you show that you know your strengths and weaknesses, and you exude confidence. Of course, don't let it go, okay? This is a shield for your blatant laziness, and then you ruin your future. Are there many things in life that make you suffocate? Properly speaking? No? Maybe your life will be different.

Outdoor (outdoor)

Children here will ride bicycles and skateboard after school or on weekends; Or take your big dog to the playground. (Little pigeon had only mountain-high homework and make-up lessons when he was a child)

Adults will climb mountains and barbecue on weekends; During the festival, you will go to resorts to enjoy a thorough enjoyment, such as beach walking, hot springs, golf, skiing and horseback riding. ? Every Christmas, many families go to Australia and Europe for their holidays.

No wonder, New Zealand is called the last pure land on the earth, and it is God's last darling on the earth. For example, beautiful scenery, blue sky and white clouds, how can people stay at home all day?

Telephone (telephone)

Exit (start)

? Resign? . Quit is a common word in New Zealand. Such as quitting smoking, drinking and gambling. Can you say it out loud? I quit! ? You can't lose face if you leave! ? I quit? Many times, it can help you get away easily in an embarrassing atmosphere or situation.

Road rules (road rules)

In order to ensure that drivers abide by traffic laws, New Zealand traffic control departments enforce the law very strictly. Mobile traffic police investigate and deal with drunk driving and speeding at any time, and set up a large number of electronic camera systems, which makes it difficult to avoid fines. The setting of traffic signs in New Zealand is not only scientific and standardized, but also very detailed. As long as the road traffic rules are strictly observed, fatal traffic accidents can basically be avoided.

Skin (skin)

Tattoo (tattoo)

Understand (understand)

You stepped on someone. What are you going to say? sorry ; Do you want to tell the driver when you get off? Thank you? ; Talk to someone first? Excuse me. ; Never cross the road without pressing the light; Old couples who walk their dogs always say to you with a smile? Hello? . ? Pigeon was once slightly shocked by such a civilized country. Isn't this the behavior of good children taught by kindergarten teachers? I just don't remember when I was old. Slowly, self replaced friendliness.

Vineyard (Grape Manor)

Winning lottery (lottery)

Buy? Lotto? This seems to have become a part of the life of many New Zealanders. ? Lotto? Small shops can be seen everywhere, and his counter is absolutely indispensable in supermarkets. At present, lotto, Powerball, strike and Big Wednesday are popular in the market. The Maori in New Zealand are the ancestors of tattoos. They usually get tattoos on their faces, and their purposes and uses are sacred. In the east, tattoos are equal to? Violence? Our time is over. With the changes of the times, what kind of tattoos are used to highlight our personality? Old transformation? The popularity of. In New Zealand, tattoo shops can be seen along the street, and the business is actually quite prosperous. Their designs are also beautiful, with an ancient mystery. Speaking of skin, New Zealand is one of the countries with the highest incidence of skin cancer in the world. New Zealanders love sunbathing very much, but people receive as much ultraviolet rays as sunlight when sunbathing. At this time, too much physical exposure will increase the risk of skin cancer. Lying in the sun bed for 20 minutes is equivalent to being exposed to the sun for 4 hours, which is easy to cause blisters and lumps on the skin, and may also cause damage to the eyes, leading to skin aging and even skin cancer. Telecom New Zealand is basically monopolized by Vodafone and Telecom. Most people in China like to use the former, so they just need to buy one? sim? Cards are ok! You can change your mobile phone anytime, anywhere. More telecommunications? Overbearing? Customers have to buy telecom mobile phones because they don't have a convertible sim card, right? Monopolistic? People are more practical. Unfortunately, China Telecom can't send and receive short messages in Chinese, which is one of the reasons why most people in China don't choose.

Christmas Day

Christmas in New Zealand in the Southern Hemisphere is in summer. Born in the northern hemisphere, we always think that Christmas should be a day of heavy snow, burning fireplaces and roasting turkeys. When you arrive in New Zealand, Christmas will be wonderful. It's almost ten o'clock, and Grandpa Sun is still working overtime in the sky. People are either family reunion or family outing, and we are the most on the road? Foreigners? Even the shops are closed. Really? Is it cool? Ah.

Yellow pages (yellow pages)

Yellow pages-commonly known as? Yellow pages? . Yes, it always appears in your life? Yellow and white partner? One. New Zealand yellow pages are delivered to your door free of charge, and of course companies and restaurants also need them.

In fact, there are yellow pages in China, but I remember it is a book that has never touched that boulder. But I have to mention that the Yellow Pages are really practical when living in New Zealand, especially when you are in a strange place in New Zealand. It is really inconvenient without it. Besides, what's his other practicality? Many people call to hand in their resumes in this way when looking for a job. I didn't expect many people to look for a job in this way.

Zebra crossing (zebra crossing)

Zebra pet, as its name implies, is what China people say? Zebra crossing? . Since the popularity of pedestrian traffic lights, the use of zebra crossings has gradually decreased, but it can still be seen in some small roads in suburbs or residential areas.

Fortunately, crossing the zebra crossing in New Zealand is safe. Just set foot here? Black and white striped area? , you can boldly and safely close your eyes and go. New Zealand traffic regulations stipulate that when pedestrians cross the zebra crossing, vehicles must stop behind the prescribed white line until pedestrians cross the zebra crossing.

There are ten famous grape estates in New Zealand. Every harvest season, many people will go to the manor to work and pick grapes. Although the salary is not bad, not everyone can live in the wind.