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Ask the lyrics of "I ask you and you answer" in Pan Changjiang's essay "Crossing the River".

Crossing the River is a musical sketch directed by Li Chunming, written by Cui Kai and performed by Pan Changjiang and Yan Shuping. Performed in February1996 "1996 CCTV Spring Festival Gala".

Lyrics:

Gao Feng: (Singing) There is a winding river in front of my brother, and my sister is singing a sweet song on the other side. Brother has waves in his heart. When will my sister let me cross your river?

Girl: (singing) Brother, if you want to cross the river, you have to listen to your sister's songs first. Ask not for whom the flowers bloom or the bees fall, but what you brought and why you crossed my river.

Girl: (singing) Gao Feng is a hundred sets better than you. Technology can promote agriculture.

Gao Feng: (singing) I think you are a little incapable of boasting. That's a toad barking.

Girl: (singing) Get there at the peak, get rich there, and the girls who love him line up. Gaofeng gives you advice, and you can get money in the river ditch.

Peak: (singing) The peak is standing in front of you. You stare at the sparkling water in your black hair belly, but you can't see it with your big eyes.

Girl: (singing) His ambition is higher than the castle peak, and that family is happy.

Peak: (singing) it's just plain, small clods, and that family is happy.

Girl: (singing) He looks as handsome as a star, and that family is happy.

Gao Feng: (singing) Big ears, big mouth and small eyes, which one is Hi.

Girl: (singing) I think you are really annoying.

Gao Feng: (singing) Then you didn't look carefully. I'm a little annoyed to look at it carefully. Hey, that family.

Girl: (singing) Let me ask you to answer, what kind of melons are planted on what land?

Gao Feng: (singing) This question stumped me. You can grow big watermelons by the water. They are sweet and sandy, and they will lose their teeth.

Girl: (singing) Let me let you guess, what germinates in the water?

Gao Feng: (singing) This question doesn't bother me. Lambs and calves are planted in water. They are all twins. They are all twins. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Girl: (singing) I'll tell you what to lay eggs and what to cuddle.

Gao Feng: (singing) This question doesn't bother me. Your sister-in-law is in charge of eggs, and your brother is holding the nest. There are chickens, ducks and geese, ducks and geese. There are many boys and girls.

Gao Feng: (Singing) There is a winding river in front of my brother. My sister is singing a sweet song on the other side, and my brother's heart is full of waves. When will Sister let me cross your river?

Girl: (singing) The boat swam in the water, rowing the river layer by layer, picking a water lotus, and my sister sent it to my brother, whispering the sweetness of the river. There is a winding river in front of my brother, and my sister is singing a sweet song on the other side. Brother has waves in his heart. When will my sister let me cross your river?

Extended data:

The sketch tells the story of a senior intellectual with a wide range of knowledge who met a girl when he went to the countryside to spread culture. After some competition, the two finally won the beauty.

1996, the sketch won the second prize of "My Favorite Spring Festival Evening Program" by CCTV.

The sketch skillfully combines song and dance, and the atmosphere is warm. It leads the plot to a climax with folk tunes, and the audience is jubilant, singing and dancing on the stage. This dramatic effect is unparalleled in dialogue lines. Pan Changjiang, a little man who is good at singing and dancing, witty and humorous, and "condensed the essence", is deeply imprinted in the minds of China audience. His funny performance attracted the audience, and his singing was equally enjoyable.

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