A humorous story that makes people happy.

There are the following humorous stories: first, second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth.

Number one, number one

Each of us has all kinds of friends. I have a funny classmate, Mo Yuxin. Everyone calls him the funny king. He is the cutest person in our class. Chubby face, chubby body. Walking on the road, the meat shakes badly and the whole body moves like a ball, which really makes people want to pinch it. His eyes are very flexible, rolling their eyes from time to time, looking for new things and joking with us at any time.

I remember once in class, the Chinese teacher was talking about a model essay. As the teacher said, he put up his blue finger, and I saw the funny king sitting in front of me, imitating him perfectly. I saw him first raise his hand over his head, erect his chubby orchid fingers, and slowly shake his ass from time to time.

The students who sat by and listened carefully also turned to look at the funny king and laughed secretly. It was not until the teacher turned his head that the funny king stopped everything and sat up straight as if nothing had happened. Another time, we went to the playground to do morning exercises and were about to start skipping rope. Only then did I find that the funny king didn't bring a skipping rope. I muttered, Mo Yuxin, what should I do?

No other students take more skipping rope. Suddenly, he raised his arm and threw it up, and his feet jumped, as if he were really skipping rope. He also shook his head and said, this is skipping rope in the air! Hearing this, we all laughed and hurt our stomachs. On another occasion, we had to go to class early. Before the funny king returned to the classroom, the teacher frowned and said, "Mo Yuxin ran around after class. Why don't we give him a fright? " "Great!" The students cheered in unison to answer.

Bang, the door opened and the funny king came back. We shouted together: Wow! I saw his mouth wide open and his eyes wide open, and he was stunned for a long time. After he reacted, he casually jumped into his seat and said, so you are all welcoming me! The students began to laugh again. This is the super cute funny king in our class. Look, he is teasing everyone again.

Second, the second article

The sun shines through the tree and feels warm and comfortable. In this sunny season, we also started our first math class in the classroom. Teacher X asked us to practice a question first: 88+88=? Xiao Xin, my deskmate, whispered, "Dad plus Dad equals Grandpa!" ! Because dad's dad is called grandpa.

So she raised her hand confidently. Teacher X said, "Xiao Xin, come!" Xiao Xin immediately stood up and said, "It is equal to Grandpa, because Dad's father is called Grandpa!" "The whole class burst into laughter! The next class is English. The English teacher asked us a question. What is the emperor's English?

Hearing this, Xiao Xin immediately raised her hand high. Seeing that she was the first to raise her hand, the teacher asked her to answer. Xiao Xin said: Yellow is up, because yellow equals yellow and up equals up, so it is yellow up. The whole class laughed because the emperor's translator was the emperor. Xiao Xin is such a humorous classmate, who has brought countless laughter to everyone.

III. Article III

A little black flower seed quietly jumped out of her mother's arms. It wants to go out and have fun. It saw the sun and asked, "Sun, are you happy?" The sun smiled: "Happy, happy, I give you sunshine and warmth, and everyone likes me." It saw the bird and asked, "Are you happy, bird?" The bird twitters: "Happy, happy, I sing for everyone, and everyone likes me." It sees bees. Q: "Are you happy, bee?"

The bee buzzes: "Happy, happy, I gather honey for everyone, and everyone likes me." It saw the frog and asked, "Frog, are you happy?" Frog croaked: "Happy, happy, I will catch pests for everyone, and everyone likes me." Little flower seed wants to find her own happiness. It turned to Miss Feng for help. Miss Feng floated across the river, across the grassland and onto the snowy mountain with the seeds of floret. Snow-capped mountains are white, white trees, white houses, white roads, white and white. It's really good.

Little flower seed likes it here. It stayed and made the Snow Mountain its home. It wants to open a flower on the snowy mountain. Spring has come, and the little black flower seeds have really blossomed into big red flowers. They are delicious and fragrant, and the fragrance spreads far and far. White bear, seal, mountain rabbit, walrus, adults and children are all here. Little flower seed is already a big red flower. Seeing everyone so happy, I think happily: Everyone likes me, and I am so happy.

Article four, article four

I found a wandering golden rice years ago. After washing, I found it very human, beautiful and lovely We live together day and night, and no one can live without anyone. After I broke up with my girlfriend last week, I hugged Jin Mao and said, "You are still good to me and won't leave me. Although you are a man, I still have feelings for you. " I just finished this sentence, Jin Mao rushed out of the house like crazy and hasn't come back yet ... I'll go, this goods came for my girlfriend from the beginning! Hey! Dogs don't like me!

Article 5, article 5

It's popular to set up stalls now, and go to the stalls with my daughter-in-law to find some bargains. There are so many people. My daughter-in-law and I are arm in arm, afraid of getting lost. Daughter-in-law loosened her hand and squatted down to pick a hairpin. When she got up, she actually took the hand of an old man next to her. I fell into a cycle, when an aunt behind me gnashed her teeth and said, dead old man, don't blame me for being a first-year student, and then put your arm on mine ... how can I feel that I have been framed?

Article 6, article 6

The rain finally stopped in the morning. Thinking of going downstairs to buy something to eat. I seem to have bought a pumpkin head and two sweet potato leaves. Looking at the fresh food in my hand, I remembered the taste of my childhood and walked back happily. I met my aunt who bought food head-on. She touched my head without saying anything, and I impatiently pushed her hand away and asked, "What are you doing?" Aunt put down her hand and said, "I just want to see if you are normal." Why do you always compete with pigs for food? "