What are the sentences that tell jokes to your girlfriend? What are the sentences that tell jokes to your girlfriend?

Xiao Bai: Can you answer the questions about computers? Hacker: Yes. Xiao Bai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome? Hacker: I don't know Xiao Bai: F4, of course! Hacker: dizzy!

Xiaoming wants to hear a story. Dad asked him if he wanted to hear a long one or a short one. Xiaoming: Dragon! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly buzzing? Xiao Ming: Short! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, hum, bang.

Two friends met and chatted happily: "I am crossing pigeons with parrots." "Why do you want to cross?" "If the pigeon gets lost, it can ask for directions by itself."

One day, on the subway, a man rudely threw a sentence at his girlfriend: We break up! W: The reason for the breakup. M: We are not suitable. W: What's the matter? M: The gender is inappropriate. Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, and his wife sang at home every day and thought of him: "Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years?"

Messi, who can't play in the European Cup, is lonely. At this time, he likes to walk on a commercial street in Beijing. When the Beijing municipal government learned about it, it named this street Xidan?

A boy asked a girl what kind of boy she liked. "Take care of your family!" After asking the same answer several times, the boy later asked weakly, "Do you want the Zhang family's?"

After the art class, the students handed in their homework to the teacher. A student: Teacher, put my homework on it! Teacher: Why? Classmate: I drew an egg, for fear of crushing it.

During the relay run of junior high school sports meeting, the teacher repeatedly told the athletes that the baton must be steady, steady and steady. So, during the game, they, really? Kissed.

One day, a rabbit unfortunately fell into a box and turned into a duck when it came out. Do you know why? Because in that box, there is a transformer.

A passerby stopped a taxi and asked the driver, how long does it take from here to the airport? Driver: It will take a long time. Passerby: How long will it take at least? Driver: It takes longer to ride a horse.

If your friend in the south hasn't contacted you for a long time, please don't blame him. He may be: 1, so hot; 2. It's cold; 3, alternating hot and cold is dead!