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What is the brain teaser you must talk about? Why?
1. A glass and a coffee cup were crossing the road when someone suddenly shouted, "Here comes the truck! ! ! "As a result, the glass was smashed, but there was no coffee cup. Why?
2. What will make you ugly?
3. Why is the sea blue?
Because there are fish in the water, it will spit bubbles, blue.
There are many frogs in the pond. Why is only one frog wearing underwear?
5. Why do mice fly?
Because the mouse took the elixir of life.
Why do snakes fly?
Because the snake took the elixir of life.
Wrong. Because the snake ate the mouse.
Why do eagles fly?
Because the eagle ate the snake. . . Don't! Yes! Eagles can fly, meow.
The bird was dancing in the tree in a bulletproof vest and was seen by the hunter. He was shot. Q: Why was this bird killed?
7. The cock has its head facing southeast and its ass facing northwest. Where are the eggs laid?
8. A couple, the husband surnamed Zhou and the wife surnamed Xia, gave birth to seven children in turn.
They were named Monday to Monday, and then they gave birth to another one. What's your name?
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