Super funny children's riddle jokes

A: A sword is not as good as a gun (the sword is blue).

Q: The man in this gold dress.

A: One Ming (name) surprised (gold) people.

Q: The number "3" did a somersault on the road, and then another somersault.

A: Three transgressions twice.

Q: A dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge. Why?

A: I can't forget (Wang) after reading (Mu).

5. Q: The eleventh book

A: Unbelievable (book 1 1)

6. Q: Cattle, pigs, dogs and sheep race. After crossing the finish line, the cows, pigs and dogs were panting, but only the sheep didn't breathe. Why?

Be proud (the sheep is not breathing)

7. Q: The calendar was stung by a bee.

A: The wind (bees) and the sun (calendars).

8. Here comes a bear.

Come prepared (bear comes)

9. Q: A sheep is called an eagle.

Yang (sheep) serves (telephone) Yin (eagle) fouls (hello)

10. Q: What kind of bat doesn't have to rest?

A: Not slovenly (never stop bats)

1 1. Q: The mobile phone can't be transferred to the toilet. Why?

A: It's now or never.

12. Q: A group of people smashed guns with eggs.

Bullets (eggs) are raining in the forest.

13. Q: Eat with chopsticks.

The number of people who eat (chopsticks) is (to)

14. Q: There are ten sheep, and nine have been squatting in the pigsty.

A: cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

15. q: oh, my god, this is the only one in the whole area who hasn't installed a phone yet.

A: Perfect (God, no phone)

16. Q: Why did the hat turn over when it was dirty?

A: Zhang Guan Dai Li (in the stolen crown)

17. Q: Xiao Yu's mother said Xiao Yu's father was impotent.

A: I can't stop (for Dad).

18. Q: The magic soap made from pig liver and bear bile.

Answer: Be honest with each other (soap)

19. q: cows are called calves when they are young. What should rabbits and turtles be called when they were young?

Son of a bitch turtle

20. Q: What are the main ingredients of birth control pills?

A: Antibiotics.

2 1. Q: Why didn't the fireworks hit the stars?

A: Because the stars will "flash"

22. Q: What do you call a woman who has been divorced many times?

A: All previous jobs (public jobs) have been abandoned.

23. Q: Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why?

A: Because the truth (image) came out.

24. Q: Who will be eliminated when wolves, tigers and lions play games?

Eliminate wolves (Momotaro)

25. Who is the most compassionate cartoon character in the world?

A: Robot cat.

Why: Because he always gives people round hands!

26. Who is the darkest cartoon character in the world?

A: It's still a robot cat!

Why: Because he can't see his fingers. ...

27. Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

29. Q: What happens when a fat man falls from the 12 building?

fat person

30. Q: Who will help you eat when you are full?

Answer: dragonfly, because dragonfly is in the sky.