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Why didn't Wu Lin get the relieving at that time, but still occupied one side?
When Song Wu saw it, he was a famous rogue in Beijing. His name was Hairless Bug Niu Er, and he was only looking for trouble in the street. Even after several lawsuits, Kaifengfu couldn't cure him. As a result, all the people in the city hid when they saw the guy coming. As one of the main characters portrayed by the author in Liangshan 18, Yang Zhi, a blue-faced beast, is as unlucky as Lin Chong. From his appearance to Shangliang Mountain, nothing happened to Yang Zhi except robbing Erlong Mountain. Escort petrochemical group, as a result, the ship capsized; Spending money to buy an official, Gao Qiu ignored it as a result;
It was hard to be appreciated by Liang Zhongshu, but as a result, the escort's birthday class was robbed. One more thing, Yang Zhi had a hard time selling knives. He met a villain Niu Er who pestered him. Later, Yang Zhi got angry and killed Niu Er with one knife. As we all know, every dynasty has its own bullies. In the Song Dynasty, because of the rapid development of urban economy, there appeared babies who refused to do farm work, and they became local ruffians and hooligans. Anyone who has read history knows that there were many people like Niu Er in the Song Dynasty. Take Water Margin as an example.
Lu went to Suoguo Temple. When he was bored, he met a group of hooligans while looking at the vegetable garden. It can be said how common it is. However, we should know that Niu Er is in Kaifeng, which is the capital. If the public security in a country's capital is so bad, the Song Dynasty should not exist. That's right, because the local ruffians, to put it bluntly, will only do some furtive things, and they will honestly meet people who are better than them. Of course, Song Wu is more famous. So many people ask: What would happen if Song Wu met Niu Er, a gangster, while selling knives?
second, will the cow be killed or will Yi Song be spared? Some people think that Song Wu is irritating, and Niu Er may not dare to harass him at all; Others think that Song Wu is a brave man and will not kill innocent people. Although Niu Er is a villain, his crime is not enough to be executed, so Song Wu won't kill him. Of course, some people say that if Song Wu meets a ruffian like Niu Er, he will definitely be killed with one knife. Finally, Niu Er took to the streets to extort money, which was definitely a provocation to the government and Kaifeng. In addition, we should clearly point out that Niu Er has no background and no background. He dares to be so arrogant, knowing that men in Gao Qiu dare not flirt with good women in the streets under the jurisdiction of Kaifeng Prefecture. Therefore, it is a joke that Kaifengfu can't handle Niu Er.
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