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My dad slaps me in the mouth as soon as he hits me.

My father slapped me when he hit me. My father patted me on the head. This is their single style of play, not as rich as my mother's. Sometimes, I haven't played with a stick, that bamboo or anything like that. Almost 10 years. Now I think playing is just a way to educate children. In fact, when they play, they think you will change from now on. Now you may not be old, or you may not have my experience. Don't take it too seriously. Your father didn't try his best, did he? Next time your dad hits you, just tell your dad that you don't have much effort, and he won't hit you again. I'm not kidding.

I, I, I ... What should I do? Despair, face it bravely.

I hate my mother-in-law I want to kill her. I think you should divorce your husband.

Or talk to your husband about your mother-in-law.

It would be much better if your husband supported you.

If your husband is on the mother-in-law's side, divorce is best.

You should love and cherish yourself, and you can't be looked down upon by your mother-in-law.

So what if you have a building and a car? What's the use in the countryside! Rich people help.

After hearing what you said, I think your mother-in-law is very cheap.

But in any case, you should control your emotions and shouldn't do anything wrong.

Finally, good luck.

My friend sent me how to go back to cooking. I'll wait for you at the door. The sun goes down, I'll wait for you on the hillside. The leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree. The moon is bent. I'll wait for you in the fifteenth. It's raining in Mao Mao. I'll wait for you under the umbrella. The running water is frozen. I'll wait for you by the river. Life is tired, I will wait for you in heaven. We are old, and I will wait for you in the afterlife.

I have a crush on my back desk (I'm a man). I also had a crush on someone for 6 years (although we often meet, but there is no intersection). I wonder if he knows what I think. But I know that if I don't tell him, it is absolutely impossible between us, so I summon up the courage to confess to him. Coincidentally, he said he liked me, too.

Maybe yours is waiting for your confession!

Although many people say, "Don't confess to her, it would be a shame if you fail to confess."

In fact, you have never tried. How do you know she doesn't like you? What your friend said to you is also reasonable, but you never really thought that if you confessed, she would respond to you.

Not that she is lively, but are you humorous? You can tell her some humorous jokes, and lively girls will like them.

Come on, I believe you can do it. You are a boy. If you don't even have the courage, why does she want to be with you?

If you are really embarrassed to tell her directly, you can write a note or send her a short message or simply sell her a small gift (it is best to write what you want to say to her in a small gift).

I wrote a note to confess to him. He also replied to me and gave me some letters.

So come on!

You have to believe that you are the best and you are the best for her!

I played DNF, but I didn't turn on G TX. How to seal my number? This guy is just like you. I closed my TX account with a good attitude. The reason is that you may be disconnected or the network is always disconnected, so TX mistakenly thinks that G TX is too rubbish. Please fill out an application form. This is the only way to lift my blockade. Thank you for your answer. I hope to get your number as soon as possible.

Oh, I missed my mistake. I admit I'm a prick. Thank you, dear ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Boyfriend belongs to tiger1986.119. I belong to dragon1988.112. Do we match? As long as you really want to be together, everything matches. Don't let these things stop you or make excuses for some of your ideas.

My husband is at my house, and I'm so tired. What do you mean,

Your husband lives in your house,

Aren't you husband and wife,

I'm not used to being together,

Learn to decompress when you are tired.

My own mother abused me. I want to call 1 10 to sue his brother. Please be patient until he can make money. Come on, it's nothing. My mother tried to cut me with a knife. Even my sister bought me clothes cheaply. Now I can make money and move out. When he gets old, I'll see who can support her.