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Tang Priest solemnly shouted to the lake: benefactor, be careful of crocodiles!
the seven fairies ran ashore naked.
Bajie lamented: The IQ of the leader can't be surpassed.
Four Tang Priests went to travel by plane, but the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes.
So, Tang Priests said, everyone should answer the questions and jump if they couldn't answer them.
Tang Priests: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?
Wukong: One.
Tang Priest: Here you are.
Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?
Friar Sand: One.
Tang Priest: Here's one for you.
Pig on the side is happy, such a simple question.
Tang Priest: How many stars are there in the sky?
...
Bajie jumped.
Not long after, the four of them went to travel by plane again. There were only three parachutes on the way.
They continued to answer questions.
Tang Priest: Wukong, when was the People's Republic of China founded?
Wukong: 1949.
Tang Priest: Here you are.
Tang Priest: Friar Sand, how many people died in the liberation war?
Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.
Tang Priest: Here's one for you.
Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?
..... Bajie jumped by himself again.
For the third time, the four of them went to travel by plane again, and there was an accident on the way.
At this time, Bajie said, Master, you don't have to ask, I'll jump by myself.
Then I jumped.
Tang Priest joined hands: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time.
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