Idioms, jokes and brain teasers

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Idioms, jokes and brain teasers (latest edition of 20 17) 1. In a zoo, when the keeper neglected to lock the cage, two lions ran around the park. People are looking for administrators while avoiding danger, while administrators are hiding in safer places. Where is this place? Answer: In the lion cage.

2. Which tooth finally came out? Answer: Dentures.

3. What gnashes its teeth? Answer: Zipper.

There are two cars driving at the same speed on two adjacent roads. Soon after, although neither car changed speed, car B suddenly began to overtake car A. Is it possible that both roads are straight lines? Answer: Lane A has a downhill section, which makes the distance longer.

People told Adan that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Zipped.

6. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: Panda, look at its dark circles.

7. What has many teeth and can bite people's hair? Answer: Hairpins.

8. What kind of wheel can only turn? Answer: windmill wheels

9. When several objects with the same size and shape are side by side, is it possible that the closer they are to themselves, the smaller the objects will look and the farther away they will be? Answer: If you use a mirror to reflect, this may happen.

10. It's up to the owner to beat the dog, but what to beat the tiger for? Answer: that depends on whether you have seed.

1 1. There is a sign on the bridge that says? No crossing the bridge? . But many people still ignore it and go on. Why do you think it is? Answer: What's the name of this bridge? No crossing the bridge?

12. What inspiration did Beethoven give students? Answer: If you recite the textbook, you will get more marks.

13. Why does it get cold after death? Answer: Peace of mind is natural and cool.

14. Xiao Li had a business trip and came back early. Why didn't Xiao Li get angry when he saw the small building next door and his wife sleeping in bed? Answer: Xiao Lou is a woman.

15. Xiaoming has never been to America. He wants to go to America. How much should he spend at least? Answer: there is no cost if you think about it.

16. What can't you eat? Answer: discus.

17. What number minus half equals zero Answer:

18. There are four cakes in the box, and one was given to four children, but there is still one in the box. Why? Answer: One of them was taken away by the child together with the box.

19. A hundred men can't lift an object, but a woman can lift it with one hand. What on earth is this object? Answer: an egg (only one egg can't be lifted).

20. What can knock down the world boxing champion Answer: doze off.

Idiom jokes and brain teasers (20 17 classic edition) 1. Xiaoming and Wang Xiao play a coin toss game. Xiao Ming throws ten heads. Ask him what is the probability of throwing yin and yang for the eleventh time:%.

2. Give the child a piece of candy. The numbers are different. Don't cut this candy. Can you divide the answer: no, because? +++....=?

Grandpa is familiar with the art of war, but he knows nothing about the past. Every time I play chess with my grandson, he loses. What tactics does grandpa use? A: The soldiers will block (if you don't lose).

4. What kind of person's photo can't you see? Answer: X-ray.

5. Which word can never be written well? Not good? word

6. What can solve all the mysteries? Answer: riddle.

7. There is a truck full of goods. One person pushes in front and one person pulls behind. Can the truck still move forward? A: Yes, when the truck goes downhill.

8. When several objects with the same size and shape are side by side, is it possible that the closer they are to themselves, the smaller the objects will look and the farther away they will be? Answer: If you use a mirror to reflect, this may happen.

9. What can only be added but not subtracted? Answer: age

10. Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power and played the tape. Why is there no sound? A: Because of the power failure.

1 1. What can't you eat? Answer: discus.

12. What has the same manufacturing period and effective date? Answer: Daily newspaper

13. The elephant in the zoo died. Why do elephant keepers cry so sadly? Answer: He thought of digging such a big hole, so he just ....

14. People eat more fast food, while others eat less fast food. How many people eat fast food? Answer: Three people and four fast foods.

15. Xiaoming wrote nine letters to his girlfriend. Why did his girlfriend only get one letter? Answer: He has nine girlfriends, one each.

16. which country has the largest population in the world? Answer: United Nations

17. Why can we still watch TV when the power is out? Answer: We can't watch TV programs, but we can watch TV.

18. bigger, bigger, bigger. Do you know what is going on? Answer: Is this a game? Scissors, rocks, cloth? Game, fist, cut?

19. What is the feeling that the tongue is faster than the brain? Answer: Stupid.

20. When does the sun rise in the west? Answer: Look at the sunrise from the mirror.

Idiom jokes and brain teasers (20 17 popular version) 1. On a dark night, Xiao Ming met a ghost and the ghost ran away. Why? Answer: coward

Xiaojun and Xiaoming are neighbors, classmates and deskmates in the same building, and go to school together every day. However, one goes out and turns left, and the other goes out and turns right. Why? Answer: They are neighbors across the hall.

3. When does Dad look like a child? Answer: In front of grandpa.

4. What does Chinese mainland produce? Answer: Jade? Country? What's in the middle of the word? Jade?

5. Why does the roof of the neighbor Lao Li's family sometimes leak and sometimes it doesn't? Answer: Because it leaks on rainy days, it doesn't leak on sunny days.

6. What is hard and comfortable to type? Answer: doze off

7. Who is the most disobedient person? Answer: deaf

8. A paratrooper class to train skydiving. The monitor said that they would have to jump out of the plane for a few seconds before they could pull the umbrella. As a result, everyone else landed safely, and only one person died unfortunately. Why? Answer: Because of that? Stuttering

9. A person who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? Answer: wearing a life jacket.