What is there to see? Complete works of jokes.

On the street, people wearing T-shirts and down jackets passed by, and everyone was saying "SB" in their hearts.

Nowadays, girls really are. The purpose of boys telling dirty jokes is to make you bow your head shyly, not to tell them a more yellow one. Please respect the profession of hooligans!

After three years with my girlfriend, she suddenly left me. I decided to ask her. She showed me the watch in her left hand and said, "Look how fast the second hand goes. There are absolutely no mistakes. " I suddenly understood something and said in dismay, "You mean the clock can return to the starting point, but it wasn't yesterday?" She drew back her hand and said contemptuously, "This is Patek Philippe, and you can never afford to buy it for me."

Boss, I want two eggs, two fried dough sticks and two sausages in my pancake fruit. The boss said that the extra money is enough to buy two copies, and you can eat an extra spoonful of batter by buying two copies directly. Boss, do you know what King's Landing is? Have you ever seen a king care about that spoonful of batter? ! !

I quarreled with my husband this morning. I am angry and sad. I cried and packed my things and went out. Then my husband lying in bed grabbed my waist with his leg while taking a bag by the bed. He can't break up. He also said, "I won't stop you if you go!" " I had to sit on the bed and cry. I don't know how long it took. My husband said, "Can you stop? My leg cramped for half an hour! " I don't know why I forgave him.

Travel to Beijing alone in the summer vacation. One night, my friend called and asked me where I went to play. I said, "I went to the Lama Temple and the Summer Palace today, so tired." Friend: "very tired ... but these four places are quite interesting, right?"

Two centipedes are in love, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand, hand in hand?

It only takes three seconds to say "marry me", but it takes a man to summon up the greatest courage and make the highest promise in his life. Anyone can say "I love you", but few people dare to say "marry me" with a Darry ring (DR true love ring) with an ID card that can only be bought once in a lifetime. The deepest oath in the world is not "I love you", but "marry me".

Some couples are destined to be together for life, I can see that, because they give people the impression that no one will like them except each other.

Never trust a spicy person to tell you that this thing is not spicy. . . Most of these people have lost their sense of taste!