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Thank you for the lines of Lan Zhenglong, the man who steals the heart in PS.

1. The most interesting thing in life is that you don’t know where, when, who you will meet, or what will happen. 2. Want to know the secret of my success? In fact, it is very simple, only eight words - there is no woman who can't handle it. 3. As long as you conquer a woman, you have conquered half the earth! 4. A grown man wants women to listen to him. If he wants to get a woman, he has to listen to her. Only by listening can he understand, and only by understanding can he get it! Of course, I don't object to being a man once in a while, but that's to spice things up, not to lose your temper. 5. There are many conditions, but there is absolutely no perfect woman. The pretty ones don’t cook, the cooks are not gentle, the gentle ones have no independent opinions, the independent ones are not feminine, the feminine ones spend money randomly, the ones who don’t spend money randomly don’t know how to dress up, and the ones who know how to dress up don’t worry about it, don’t worry about it. , definitely can’t watch it. On the other hand, the same goes for men. The talented ones are ugly, the handsome ones don't make money, the ones who make money don't care about their families, the ones who care about the family are useless, the promising ones are not romantic, the romantic ones are unreliable, and the reliable ones are definitely wimps. 6. A woman who has two or more conditions is considered a good woman, and a woman who has three or more conditions is considered a top-notch woman. Do you know what a woman who has four or more conditions at the same time is called? It's called a challenge! 7. It only takes one second to fall in love with someone. The rest of the time is used to win her heart. 8. Remaining mysterious will make women curious about you. If you are attentive to a woman and eager to take credit, it will make others think that you have ulterior motives. 9. If you are trying to pick up girls but don’t want others to know about it, then you are either a fool or a traitor. 10. If you don't pay attention, no matter how rich you are, you will only be regarded as a wealthy person in the end; no matter how handsome you are, if you don't pay attention, you will only be treated as a vase in the end. 11. Those who hide downstairs in your house are lunatics, those who want to kiss you are fans, and those who want to lick you are nymphos. Madmen and nymphomaniacs cannot ignore her because they are afraid that their love will turn into hatred and commit suicide. However, they cannot ignore her. If they think that I am secretly in love with her and put on a white veil and ask me to marry her, then I will be miserable. 12. Making things difficult first can highlight the intensity of praise later. 13. For men, red wine is like the body of a beautiful woman, and for women, red wine is like their blood. If you don’t know how to drink red wine, no matter how much French food you eat, it’s like you’ve never tasted it. 14. Wine is like a woman’s skin, very sensitive to temperature. 15. Cities, like people, will show different appearances at different times and in different places. 16. Any trait has two sides, it can be both shortcomings and advantages, arrogance and momentum, poisonous tongue and wit, arrogance and self-confidence. 17. If you don’t fight back when you are bullied, you will only be humiliated even more. 18. Wearing a designer suit is not guilty, but it is wrong to think that you are superior to others; driving an imported sports car is not guilty, but honking the horn is wrong; not reading is not guilty, but being self-righteous is wrong. I saw it in the second generation of the group who imported sports car brands. If you have money, you are not guilty, but your character is wrong! The first generation started from scratch, while the second generation squandered their fortunes. What they squandered was not money, but the hard work and thrift of the previous generation. 19. When you like someone, sometimes you don’t even know why. 20. The prince and the princess lived a happy life, which was just a plot in fairy tales. In real life, true love is just bullshit that deceives oneself and others. Only a fool will believe that there is eternal true love in the world. 21. I once believed in love, and I paid a heavy price for it. I finally realized that if you think you love someone so much that you are willing to die for her, this just shows how naive you are. So from that day on, I, Xia Hejie, decided to live for myself. Everything else in the world is just a side note from me. 22. The so-called true love is to live in the present and enjoy yourself in time. 23. Love is like a warm bag. The passion only exists at the beginning, and then it becomes colder and colder, until it is finally thrown into the trash can. PS: If you want to maintain the heat of love, the only constant way is to keep falling in love and keep changing the heat pack. The so-called sincerity is the outer packaging of the warm pack, which disappears once it is torn open. Episode 6 24. Only a lion can catch the top prey in love.

How is it possible to be robbed by a coyote? 25.Don’t you think this is very romantic? I have always felt that the elevator is a very romantic space. You never know who will come in next, but you always hope that she will be a beautiful woman. Although you don’t know her, you and she are in the same space and breathing the same air. Don’t you think this is very romantic? 26. If you have more money than the second generation who squanders your ancestral property, you will only bring humiliation to yourself. 27. The point of giving a gift is not the value of the gift, but the intention. Meng Chengen spends money, right? I spend creativity! 28. I like your eyes, the way you look into mine. I like your face next to mine. Times are changing, I won't change. Because I love you very much. I don’t want you to give up. The tacit understanding of love is hard to come by. I love you, I really love you. So I want to give you the whole world. 29. As long as a man has connotation, he will look handsome no matter what he wears. Unlike some people whose handsomeness lies in their ancestral wealth, they can only rely on spending money to look cool. 30-Do you know what you are most afraid of hearing when asking for a phone number from your sister? Just give me your number and I'll call you. The meaning behind this sentence is that she can't fight. -So when you hear this, you should give up? -wrong! At this time, you should considerately pick up the other party's phone, enter your own phone number, and press the call button. At this time, there is her phone number. 31. Do you know that horseshoes represent good luck in Western culture and are a mascot that can bring luck to others? Episode 8 32. Why do lost things feel particularly precious? It's because you don't know when or where you will see it again, or even never find it again. Why do people feel so regretful about things they can’t get? Because it exposes your stupidity, incompetence and weakness. 33. It took me a long time to muster up the courage to confess. However, the opportunity was missed. Sometimes if you miss it, you won't get a second chance. 34. That year, Gangya Girl silently disappeared from my life. In order to cover up my fragility, I sealed Gangya Girl deep in my memory and pretended that she never existed. 35.Do you know who I am? I am Xia Hejie! It's hard for others to make money, but I'm too lazy to make money. 36. I know you want to shape every child into an elite, but every child is independent and unique. They have their own ideas and their own feelings. (Ma Xiaoqian) 37. It turns out that loneliness is such a terrifying thing. (Amanda) 38. I beg you to take action, otherwise I will not find a reason to blame you. 39.-I went to many places, but in fact, I went nowhere. -How do you say this? -I feel that getting lost does not mean moving forward, and settling does not mean retreating. My physical mobility is limited, but my mind’s imagination is limitless. So no matter where you go or how far you go, I don’t think it can be judged by worldly distance. -It sounds like the plan to return to the field of pure literature will really allow us to see a different Xia Hejie. 40. I think love has no shelf life, but there is a period of passionate love. If you want to maintain the temperature of love, don't think about stability. Face your lover and meet her again every day. 41. In the face of complicated life, you can still maintain your pure dream; in the face of the obstacles of reality, you can still maintain your true self. Women who are always sincere, optimistic and warm attract me the most. 42. I think people can not be willful, but they must recognize their differences. Just like when interviewing featured guests, the host doesn't have to be obscene, but he can't be ungrateful. 43. Listen carefully, if a man is good from head to toe, he is not called a good man, he is called a bad guy. If a man is bad from head to toe, he is not called a bad man, he is called a bad guy. It is my nature not to like children. I came to participate in off-campus teaching because I want to show my public welfare image. Do you understand? 44. Men should keep a little distance and be a little sticky but not too sticky. 45. In fact, sometimes, the truth is not what it seems on the surface. 46. ??Liking is a feeling and has nothing to do with her identity. If you like someone, you should simply like her as a person and everything about her, including her shortcomings.

But you know, if she calls me now, I will still drop everything and run to her. 63. The author's personality will be reflected in his works. Vicious tongue, spicy, cynical about love, this is who I am now. 64. In the game of love, there are only two kinds of people, one is the fool and the other is the liar! True love is just a bargaining chip in the game. Whoever gives his sincerity first is a fool. The only way to be a winner in the game of love is to be a clever liar. Not only do you have to deceive others, you also have to deceive yourself. I, Xia Hejie, am not a fool or a liar, but a prodigal son of game love! 65. This book is actually very bloody and cruel. It breaks the mask of true love, which is actually not romantic at all. True love is like a collar, tied around the neck. It neither provides protection nor happiness, let alone happiness. It only turns everyone into an obedient dog. 66. My book is about liberating all the slaves tied to true love, how to take off the leash and regain the autonomy of love. 67. Loving someone is not a crime, not loving someone is not a crime, and no one can care about it. I am not encouraging everyone to fall in love with one person when they meet, and treat love like eating and sleeping. There is a need, but not a necessity; there is a need, but it is not the only one. 68. Out of stock is also a form of publicity. The less something is available, the more everyone wants it. 69. This place is the only intersection between me and you. There are too many memories of me and you...memories of you. 70. For me, this place allows me to find my sincerity again. After returning from Wanshou Village, my heart aches every time I come here. Although there are many happy memories here, these memories are very sad for me now. Maybe I would be happier if I demolished this place and built it into a mansion. But, this kindergarten proves that I can still have sincerity. I have loved here, loved vigorously, and been hurt vigorously. It also proves that I can shed tears for love like an ordinary person. 71. As long as you endure it, the world is yours (Yu Hao) 72. People sometimes escape from reality because the truth is too cruel. 73. On the train of love, there will always be another woman waiting for you at the next stop. There is no need to anchor at a certain relay station. 74. One day when you find true love right in front of you, you will be willing to be a fool, a fool who will not give up even after being rejected hundreds of times. 75. Things in the world are never as perfect as you want them to be. Sometimes, the person you love doesn’t love you back, and the person who loves you doesn’t love you back.

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