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Tathagata: Have you brought your USB flash drive?

Tang Monk and his disciples experienced eighty-one hardships and finally met Tathagata Buddha to seek the true scripture.

Tathagata Asked: "Have you brought the USB flash drive?"

Tang Monk and his disciples...

Tathagata asked again: "Where is the mobile hard drive?"

......

Tathagata continued to ask: "IPOD is also okay"

Wukong picked up his ears

Tathagata sighed: "Then you can go back the same way, I will use QQ to send the message Here you go."

Tang Monk: Damn, if I had known I would have added you on QQ, why would I have gone so far!

When the four of them were about to leave, Buddha suddenly asked: Did you bring a PSP? Four people answered: No. Buddha was surprised: How boring is that? How did you get here?

The four of them looked at each other and said: We upgraded by fighting monsters all the way!

————After N difficulties——-

After Tang Seng went back, he added Tathagata QQ and found that it was very slow.

Tathagata got a call: Hello, Xiao Tang, do you have a Tietong 56k?

Xiao Tang: Yes, I just installed it last year.

Tathagata: Well, you should come again and bring the USB flash drive...

So Tang Seng and his disciples brought the USB flash drive and went through the eighty-one difficulties again and finally saw them. Tathagata Buddha.

The Tathagata asked: "Did you bring the USB flash drive?"

Tang Monk and his disciples: "Yes."

The Tathagata continued to ask: "How big is it?" "

Tang Monk and his disciples: "2G"

Tathagata sighed deeply: "The scripture is too big and the USB flash drive is too small. Bring a 4G one when you go back."

...

So after Tang Seng and his disciples went back, they brought another mobile hard drive, which was still 1TB. I thought: I will bring you so many sutras this time!

The group experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties again and finally saw Tathagata Buddha.

Tathagata asked: "Why are you here again?"

Tang Seng and his disciples: "Didn't you ask us to bring a larger USB flash drive? We brought a 1000G one Hard drive"

Tathagata continued to ask: "Didn't you open QQ when you went back?"

Tang Seng Master and Disciple: "We bought the hard drive directly after we went back."

Tathagata sighed deeply: "Damn, you bunch of idiots, I left a message for you on QQ, the scriptures have been placed on my server, you can download them as you like!"

...

After Tang Seng and his disciples returned home, they opened Tathagata’s server for downloading and found that the server was infected with a Trojan horse and could not be downloaded...

So they took the 1000G hard drive and continued on the road, thinking: If I had known this, Fuck it and bake it back, this time I have to copy it anyway!

After ninety-nine and eighty-one tribulations, I finally saw Tathagata.

Tathagata asked: "Have you brought the paper?"

Tang Monk and his disciples:...

Tathagata continued: "Hey, this time the server was hit by a Trojan horse. The electronic version of the scriptures has been destroyed. I think you should make a copy by hand!"

Tang Seng and his disciples: *%￥#/·@......

How many masters and disciples are there? I had no choice but to run back to get the paper. Master Tang Seng and his apprentice learned the lesson this time, bought the paper, took the hard drive and hit the road; before, they also sent a message to Tathagata via QQ to confirm.

After ninety-nine and eighty years Yinan saw Tathagata again.

To prevent any changes, Tang Seng spoke first: "Has the Trojan been cracked?"

Tathagata: "No"

Tang Seng: "Then we can copy it?"

Tathagata: "Yes"

It took Tang Seng and his disciples 10 years to finally copy the scriptures and prepare to follow Tathagata Farewell.

Tang Monk: "We spent 10 years copying the scriptures, and now we say goodbye to the Buddha and return to the Tang Dynasty."

Tathagata: "..., a bunch of idiots, there are Why don’t you use a copy machine?”

Tang Seng and his apprentice:@#$!@$….