The least funny joke

One of the least funny jokes:

1. I did well in the exam, relying on my deskmate.

2. When I was at school, I was just fooling around with that money. Now it will take a few days to mix money!

3. What happened to my small breasts? Will shorten the distance between two hearts.

4. A person died. What's his name? Is it hot? .

At the beginning of her national tour in Su Zhen, it seems that she is not looking for Xu Xian.

6. I feel most relaxed when my wallet is heavy.

7. In spring, I buried my boyfriend in the ground. In autumn, I ... I forgot about it.

8, don't tell me that people are forced out, Lao tze is caesarean section!

9. When playing games, you will win only one sentence: garbage, and lose only one sentence: garbage, plug-in.

10, what is single? All the flowers and trees planted at home are dead, but some grow in the refrigerator.

1 1, the seven great saints in the history of China: Sima Qian in Shi Sheng, Zhang Xu in the grass, Zhang Zhongjing in medicine, Wu Daozi in painting, Wang Xizhi in books, Du Fu in poetry and the Monkey King in Great Sage!

The least funny joke 2:

1, I hate to take the initiative to knock others' hearts. I'm afraid there's no one inside, and I'm afraid the people inside pretend not to be there.

Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared: so I always take a spoon with me in case someone suddenly asks me to eat ice cream.

Give me a bed so that I can sleep till the end of the world.

4, people, you must live well to be worthy of your old-age insurance.

It's really all roads lead to Beijing, and there are toll stations everywhere, which is terrible.

6. A boy's signature:? Ji jikun ?

7. There are two kinds of milk in the world: one is called milk and the other is called China milk.

8. If you have the habit of undressing as soon as you enter the door, it doesn't matter; The amount of alcohol is limited, and it doesn't matter if you drink high at every turn; It doesn't matter if you have a bad memory and often go to the wrong door. But if you drink too much, go to the wrong door and habitually take off your clothes, it will be in trouble. . .

9. Don't be a racist, learn to be Uncle Mario? He is Italian, but he was born in Japan. He speaks English fluently. He can run like a Jamaican, jump higher than a black man and collect gold coins like a Jew.

10, the bus driver uncle suddenly appeared in the morning? My task is to save a bus full of people who are about to be late? . Then push the sunglasses and drive back and forth between the rolling traffic.

1 1. I told my mother that I like you, and I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, okay? Through the communication these days, I found that I can't live without you, but my mother refused. She said: no dogs at home!

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